What are the lyrics to "Jackin' It In San Diego" and "Make Bullying Kill Itself"?
I've put the clips below as well, so GET YOUR GUMMY BEARS and sing along!!
"Make Bullying Kill Itself"
STAN
(singing)
Bullying isn't cool
Bullying is lame, Bullying is ugly
and has a stupid name.
For a healthy world,
Bullying's unfit and I think I know
what we should do to it --
doot doot doot doot do to it
STAN
(singing)
Let's all get together
And make bullying kill itself
Bully-ing's an ugly thing
Let's shove it's face in the dirt,
And make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa
CARTMAN
(singing)
Boy you like my body set the mood let's play.
You can touch me anywhere -
except for my va-jay-jay
STAN
(singing)
We can make it stop, We can stomp it out
We can beat its ass, Until it starts to cry
Let's gang up on it, And tell it, it smells
And beat its ass worse, If it ever tells
(if-if-if-it ever tells)
Let's all join together
To try and make bullying kill itself
It'll be fun to see
Just how bad we can make it feel
Make bullying kill itself
Woa woa woa
CARTMAN
(singing)
My heart sez yes - (sez yes) -
but my Va-jay-jay sez no
BUTTERS
(singing)
Trapped inside the darkness of my mind.
I try to break free but words are so unkind-
JASON
STUPID!
GIRL
UGLY!
KYLE
(half hearted)
PANSY.
RANDOM KID
DORK!!
BUTTERS
HEY CAN I- CAN I not do this please?!
The music STOPS and everyone loses their smiles and the lights come on-
"Jackin' It In San Diego"
SINGER (O.S.)
I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreadin the word and now I need ease my mind.
(Jack'n it ho)
SINGER (O.S.)
Been plantin them apple seeds and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out Jackin it in - SAN DIEGO!
BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack
SINGER
I Don't need no shirt, no, gonna take them pants right off
(He's aboutta Jack it)
On such a bright day - who needs underwear or socks?
(Jack'n it ho)
Been all around Gods country and there's one thing I know
There's no better place for Jackin it than SAN DIEGO!!
BACKUP SINGERS
Jack it jack it jackity jack
Spanking spankin it smackity smack
Jack it jack it jackity jack
Spanking spankin it smackity smack
SINGER
Jackin' it for the LORRRRRD!!!!
SAN DIEGO MAYOR
Come to San Diego there's so much to see.
From the sparkling waters of mission bay to the warm tortillas of Old town.
And after a day of sightseeing, why not try
spankin' it on one of our charming city streets?
San Diego. Come. Take a load off.
BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack
Whackin' it Whackin' it Whackity Whack
Spankin' it Jerkin' it spankity smack
SINGER (O.S.)
The cars are passin by me they honk to say hello
RANDOM GUY IN CAR
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it)
SINGER
From his window there's a guy shootin' video
And if the good Lord Jesus comes knockin on my door,
just Tell him that I'm jackin it in - San Diego!
BACKUP SINGERS
Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackity Jack
Spankin' it Jackin' it Spankity Smack
Whackin' it Whackin' it Whackity Whack-