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1. 01:20

   Mel Gibson Defense

   Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

   Miss. Stevenson uses alcoholism as an excuse for her actions.

   Tags: police, Mel Gibson, Randy, celebrity, Kyle, Cartman, News, Rehab, Dawg

2. 01:24

   God's a Buddhist

   Season 4: Probably

   God gives Satan some clarity on his love life.

   Tags: Satan, God, Mormons, Dependant, Relationship, Chris, Saddam, Rebel, Buddhist, Alcohol, Egg Cartons

3. 02:16

   Drugs Are Bad

   Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee

   Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Drugs, Marijuana, Alcohol, Ike, Bris, LSD

4. 01:15

   Domestic Disturbance

   Season 2: Chickenlover

   Cartman breaks up a drunken fight between Kenny's parents.

   Tags: Cartman, police, Mr.. mccormick, Mrs.. mccormick, Kenny's Parents, Kenny's House, Authoritah, Fight, Beating, Alcohol, scotch

5. 02:23

   I Just Really Like Beer

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy goes to an AA meeting.

   Tags: Michael, AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Beer, alcoholic, DUI, disease, alcoholism

6. 01:22

   We're All Powerless

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.

   Tags: AA, Harry, Stan, Michael, disease, alcoholism, Alcoholics Anonymous, Meeting, cults

7. 01:00

   Mackey Takes a Drink

   Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee

   Mr. Mackey goes to a bar to escape hecklers on the street.

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Bar, Devil, Angel

8. 01:44

   Randy is Cured

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy is cured by the Virgin Mary statue.

   Tags: randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Stan, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Praise Jesus, kidney disease, alcoholic, Virgin Mary, Blind Guy, Officer, Bleeding

9. 01:13

   Revolving Door

   Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

   Miss. Stevenson and Ike run away together.

   Tags: Ike, Kyle, Rehab

10. 0:49

    AIDS Burger in Paradise

    Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

    Cartman's AIDS Benefit is ruined when Jimmy Buffet performs.

    Tags: Cartman, AIDS, Elton John, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Buffett, songs, Cartman's Mom, HIV, celebrity, angry

11. 1:33

    The Italian Meatballs Are Fantastic

    Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

    Cartman's AIDS benefit has meatballs, but no Elton John.

    Tags: Cartman, Jimmy Buffet, AIDS, HIV, Cartman's Mom

12. 00:47

    Divine Ass Blood

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad

13. 01:10

    More Lies

    Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me

    Stan has no success confronting his parents about their lies.

    Tags: Stan, Future Stan, grandpa, shelley, Dinner Table, Hoax, confrontation, Lies, Stan's Dad, stan's mom

14. 01:14

    The Raging Pussies

    Season 4: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.

    Tags: Kyle, Ike, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, The Raging Pussies, Fidel Castro, Cuba, Hepatitis B

15. 02:15

    Anonymous Question Box

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Jimmy, Erection, Pitchin' a Tent, sex, Gay, south park elementary

16. 01:31

    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Drunk, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Empty Bottles, Shaved Head

17. 01:16

    Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.

    Tags: Randy, Stan's Dad, Stan, Drunk, Church, alcoholism, Josh Garret, Cure, Virgin Mary, elephantitis

18. 02:45

    Powerless

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.

    Tags:

19. 01:32

    4 Beers

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan teaches his dad a lesson about moderation and discipline.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Whistlin' Willy's, alcoholism, powerless, discipline comes from within

20. 01:16

    Introducing His Future Self

    Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me

    Future Stan meets the other boys.

    Tags: Stan, Future Stan, My Future Self 'n' Me, Song, Kyle, Cartman, Bus Stop, R-tard, sitcom