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1. 1:00

   Morning Announcements

   Season 13: Fatbeard

   Cartman announces his new club at school.

   Tags: Cartman, Captain Cartman, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, pirate club, Kevin Stoley, Kyle, Butters, Stan, pirates

2. 01:49

   Morning Announcements

   Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

   The morning announcements get a bit more intense than usual.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, gun, morning announcements, Gordon Stoltski, Butters

3. 01:23

   Randy's Announcement

   Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

   Randy announces what happened in the hot tub.

   Tags: Officer Barbrady, Butters, Mr. Mackey, Ned, Jimbo, Stan, Dougie, Pip, Masturbation, hot tub, Gay, Randy, Sharon, Gerald

4. 00:58

   The Mayor's Announcement

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.

   Tags: Mayor, Kathie Lee Gifford, Cartman, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Wendy, Classroom, Play, Television

5. 00:26

   Public Service Announcement

   Season 3: Sexual Harassment Panda

   Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a few words on frivolous lawsuits.

   Tags: Television, Media, Petey The Don't Sue People Panda, Public Service Announcement

6. 01:20

   Fight Announcement

   Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig

   The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Tweek, Craig, Home Ec., Fight, Tetherball Pole, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Teats

7. 01:06

   Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro

   Season 10: Go God Go XII

   Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.

   Tags: Announcer, Cartman, Wii, Freeze, Himself, Avalanche, Buck Rogers, Credits, future, 2546, Otters, United Atheist Alliance, Nintendo

8. 01:26

   The Sketch

   Season 9: Free Willzyx

   The Sea Park announcers try to track down the boys.

   Tags: Clyde, Sea Park, Clyde's Mom, Whale, Poo, Dakota Fanning, Sketch

9. 01:24

   Ransom Note

   Season 9: Free Willzyx

   The Sea Park announcers realize their joking caused the kidnapping.

   Tags: Sea Park, police, Whale, Security Guard, Ransom Note, Crayon, Zypods

10. 03:02

    Skiing Sucks

    Season 6: Asspen

    Stan beats Tad.

    Tags: Race, K-13, Tad, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Ike, Cuts Down Tree, Announcer, Thumper, Hamsters, Breasts, Stan Wins, Heather, A-Ha, Take on Me, Kuato

11. 00:44

    Off To Mexico

    Season 9: Free Willzyx

    The Sea Park announcers learn that the boys are headed to Mexico

    Tags: kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Kyle, Ike, Mexico, Sketch, Tijuana, Willzyx

12. 01:35

    Brave Enough to Ask Questions

    Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

    Cartman uses his first day of morning announcements to start asking questions.

    Tags: Cartman, morning announcements, Wendy, Wendy Testaburger, President, Glenn Beck, school president

13. 00:50

    Kenny's Mom is Pregnant

    Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    Kenny's Mom announces she's pregnant.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Pregnant, NAMBLA, Dialysis Machine, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad

14. 01:55

    Upstaged By Bono

    Season 11: More Crap

    Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.

    Tags: Washington, D.C., EFSM, Randy, Sharon, Stan, shelley, Bono, The King of Kong, crap

15. 00:58

    Moving to San Francisco!

    Season 10: Smug Alert

    Kyle's dad announces that the family is moving to San Francisco.

    Tags: Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Kyle, Ike, Environment, Smug, Gerald, Sheila

16. 02:01

    Giant Douches, Me and You!

    Season 8: Douche and Turd

    The top two candidates for the new school mascot are announced.

    Tags: Mr. Garrison, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Politics, south park elementary, Giant Douche, Turd Sandwich

17. 00:56

    Randy Marsh African America Scholarship Foundation

    Season 11: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

    Randy announces the formation of the Randy Marsh African-American Scholarship Foundation.

    Tags: randy marsh, Scholarship, Randy Marsh African American scholarship foundation, Wheel of Fortune

18. 01:51

    Let the Games Begin

    Season 6: Professor Chaos

    The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Clyde, token, Pip, Tweek, Timmy, Jimmy, Towelie, Craig, Dougie, Ike, Wendy, Butters, Professor Chaos, Friend, Kenny, Competition

19. 01:35

    Rod Stewart

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.

    Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Garrison, Jimbo, Ned, Priest Maxi, Song, Rod Stewart, New Year's Eve, The Rio, Las Vegas, millennium

20. 02:29

    Trying Out and Drying Out

    Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

    After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.

    Tags: Gordon Stoltski, Cartman, Mr. Mackey, morning announcements, Auditions, Casey Miller