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  1. Play Clip 01:14

    Cartman's Period

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Cartman is the first to get his period.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, New Year's Eve, Y2K, Puberty, Stomach Virus, Period

  2. Play Clip 02:06

    Looking to Jesus

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.

    Tags: Jesus, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Randy, Jimbo, Ned, New Year's Eve, millennium, Y2K, Religion, News 4, God

  3. Play Clip 01:02

    Buying Maxi Pads

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Cartman takes his time buying maxi pads.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Toilet, Pharmacy, Maxi Pads, Period, Puberty

  4. Play Clip 01:40

    Asking for Advice

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.

    Tags: Jesus, John Travolta, Kyle, Ike, God, Religion, News 4, Bible, New Year's Eve, millennium

  5. Play Clip 01:21

    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Stan and Jesus write letters to God.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Jesus, God, Religion, Maxi Pads, Tampons, Period, Prayer

  6. Play Clip 01:35

    Rod Stewart

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.

    Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Garrison, Jimbo, Ned, Priest Maxi, Song, Rod Stewart, New Year's Eve, The Rio, Las Vegas, millennium

  7. Play Clip 02:28

    Menstrual Cycle Song

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Craig, Clyde, Stan, Chef, Song, Menstrual Cycle, Period, Club

  8. Play Clip 01:52

    Hormone Therapy

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.

    Tags: Jesus, Rod Stewart, Dr. Mephesto, Stan, kevin, Monkey, Hormones, poop, Puberty

  9. Play Clip 01:47

    Death by Tampon

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Club, Tampon, Backstreet Boys, New Year's Eve, Doctor, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad

  10. Play Clip 00:54

    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, God, Y2K, News 4, Las Vegas, Boobs, Rod Stewart

  11. Play Clip 01:48

    New Year's Eve

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Jesus, Stan, Rod Stewart, Jimbo, Ned, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Randy, God, Las Vegas, New Year's Eve

  12. Play Clip 02:56

    God Shows Himself

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    God shows himself to the residents of South Park.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Priest Maxi, Randy, Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Sharon, Chef, God, Auld Lang Syne, Kyle's dad, News 4

  13. Play Clip 1:28

    Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.

    Tags: Collection, Rod Stewart, Y2K, Cartman, Stan, Kyle

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