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1. 02:09

   AWESOM-O Farts

   Season 8: AWESOM-O

   Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from the Army.

   Tags: Cartman, Butters, AWESOM-O, Army, farts, Artificial Intelligence, Mr. Scientist

2. 01:57

   Look Retards...

   Season 8: AWESOM-O

   The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.

   Tags: Cartman, AWESOM-O, Army, Mr. Scientist, Movie Studio, Washington, Asswipe, Colorado, Developed Consciousness

3. 00:22

   Nuke Our Imagination

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

   The US Government plans to nuke our imagination

   Tags: Army, Pentagon, General, Project Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Nuke

4. 1:40

   She Looks Great

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.

   Tags: goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, military, U.S. Military, Army

5. 01:41

   Avenge Me!

   Season 7: Grey Dawn

   The AARP stands their grounds.

   Tags: Randy, grandpa, Bomb, Army, AARP, Senior Citizens, Red Dawn

6. 00:28

   Touch My Body

   Season 8: AWESOM-O

   Everyone laughs at the videotape of Cartman dressed like Britney Spears.

   Tags: Cartman, Butters, Army, Movie Executives, Britney Spears, Videotape, Justin Timberlake, touch my body

7. 01:55

   Jew Gold

   Season 9: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

   Cartman wants Kyle's Jew gold.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Global Warming, Environment, Gun, Army, Jew Gold, Beaverton, Katrina

8. 02:55

   The Woodland Critters Rape Kurt Russell

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

   The Woodland Critters rape Kurt Russell

   Tags: Kurt Russell, Army, Pentagon, General, Stan, Project Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Woodland Critters, rape, Manbearpig

9. 01:45

   Project Imagination Doorway

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

   Kyle and Stan are shown the Imagination Doorway.

   Tags: Pentagon, General, Army, Stan, Kyle, us government, project x, portal, resence code, imagination song

10. 01:31

    Kurt Russell

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

    Kurt Russell is brought in to help.

    Tags: Kurt Russell, Army, Pentagon, General, Stan, Kyle, Project Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Cartman, Rambo, contract, Suck My Balls, leprechaun

11. 01:32

    NOW FIGHT!

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

    Cartman revives Kyle.

    Tags: Army, Pentagon, General, Kyle, Project Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Cartman, Crown, cape, The Abyss, Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

12. 00:41

    The Imagination Doorway Opens

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

    Kyle and Stan open the Imagination Doorway.

    Tags: Pentagon, General, Army, Stan, Kyle, Super Secret, us government, project x, Cold War, Russians, portal, resence code, imagination song, Project Imagination Doorway, Stargate

13. 1:21

    The Rebel Americans

    Season 11: The Snuke

    Terrorists have taken Cartman and Bahir hostage, but the U.S. military foils their plans.

    Tags: Bahir, Cartman, military, terrorist, British

14. 01:41

    The Chosen One

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Kenny is the chosen one.

    Tags: Kenny, God, Mormons, Heaven, Sony PSP, Universe, video game, Emmy, Heaven vs. Hell, Satan's Army

15. 1:47

    Walk the Plank

    Season 13: Fatbeard

    Captain Cartman faces mutiny by the members of his pirate club.

    Tags: Cartman, Somalia, pirates, Kyle, Butters, military

16. 1:16

    Attack of the Guinea Pigs

    Season 12: Pandemic 2 - The Startling

    South Park is under attack by guinea creatures, and even the military can't save them.

    Tags: guinea pig, Guinea Saurus Rex, Randy, Shelly, Sharon, military

17. 01:06

    Sultan's Balls

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode I

    Cartman throws a party where Kyle has to suck his balls.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Clyde, Tweek, Butters, token, leprechaun, Craig, Suck My Balls, contract, General, Sultan

18. 01:23

    Project X

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

    The Boys are interrogated in the Pentagon.

    Tags: Pentagon, General, Stan, Kyle, Balloon Ride, CIA, Chinese government, 1962, soviets, Super Secret, us government, project x, Cold War

19. 01:58

    I Broke the Dam!

    Season 9: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    Stan admits he broke the dam.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Mr. Mackey, Environment, Global Warming, Randy, Sharon, kyle's mom, Crab People, Confession

20. 1:50

    Look Real Close At The Axles

    Season 13: Pinewood Derby

    Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.

    Tags: pinewood derby, car, Baby Fark McGee-zax, Kevirn, Randy, Stan, kill