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1. 02:27

   Four-assed Monkey

   Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

   Mephesto can create a four-assed monkey but not a pot-bellied elephant.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Fluffy, Elephant, Dr. Mephesto, San Francisco, Monkey with Four Asses, Bunny Fish, Pot-bellied Elephant, Loverboy

2. 01:22

   Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass

   Season 6: Fun with Veal

   Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Butters, Kyle, wakeup, save, baby cows, Dream, mission impossible, breaking and entering, Ass, kiss, Fart

3. 01:20

   Nipples on Catman's Ass

   Season 8: Pre-School

   The boys take a picture of Cartman's Ass.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, kyle's mom, switchblade, Trent Boyett

4. 01:45

   Are We BAD ASSES?!

   Season 13: Whale Whores

   The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.

   Tags: Whale Wars, Japanese, Paul Watson, Sea Shepherd, Stan, pirates, whales, harpoon, reality TV, Reality Show

5. 02:58

   Smells Like Ass

   Season 3: Rainforest Shmainforest

   The boys perform a rehearsal of their big number on the Costa Rican president's steps.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, President, Mr. Mackey, Costa Rica, Ms. Stevens, Kelly, Goons, Que, Pablo, Getting Gay With Kids, Being An Activist Is Totally Gay, Jennifer Aniston

6. 00:54

   Spank That Ass

   Season 6: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

   Butters watches a porn movie and thinks it is "The Lord of the Rings."

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Wizard, Ranger, Paladin, Quest, Lord of the Rings, Butters' Dad, Butters' Mom, Butters, Porno, Hottest Porno Ever Made

7. 00:47

   Divine Ass Blood

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.

   Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad

8. 00:47

   Not In My Ass or Mouth

   Season 5: The Entity

   Randy Marsh discovers another way to operate the vehicle.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Uncle jimbo, randy marsh, IT, Flexi Grips, Buttons, Theft Alarm, Stan's Dad

9. 00:44

   Cream For Your Ass

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   South Park wins the State Dodgeball Championship.

   Tags: Dodgeball, State Championship, Chef, Pip, Cartman, Kyle, Win, Rodeo Clowns

10. 01:21

    Planetariums Suck Ass

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Cartman saves the day by venting his frustration on the plane-arium machine.

    Tags: Planetarium, Dr. Adams, Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kicks Machine, Star Trek, William Shatner

11. 00:48

    Trite Things Between Your Ass Cheeks

    Season 5: Behind The Blow

    Terrance and Phillip perform together live after all.

    Tags: Earth Day Organizers, cleaver, Killed Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Terrance and Phillip, Environment

12. 02:07

    God Damn Stupid-Ass Rainforest!

    Season 3: Rainforest Shmainforest

    Loggers arrive just in time to save the choir.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Killed Kenny, Kelly, Rainforests, Ms. Stevens, Worship, Loggers, Bulldozers, Cartman, Merv Griffin, Struck By Lightning, Revives, Jennifer Aniston

13. 01:44

    Sumo Lessons

    Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig

    Craig can't overpower Cartman's ass.

    Tags: Craig, Cartman, Sumo, Mr. Adler, Meatloaf, Ass, Nightmare, plane crash

14. 01:20

    Lemmiwinks' Adventure Begins

    Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

    Lemmiwinks begins his journey to escape from Mr. Slave's ass.

    Tags: Mr. Slave, Garrison, Lemmiwinks, Gerbil, Ass, Song, Frog Prince, The Great Sphincter, The Hobbit, Rankin and Bass

15. 1:25

    I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass

    Season 7: All About the Mormons?

    The new kid Gary tries to make new friends.

    Tags: Collection, I Love You Man, Gary, Stan, Cartman, Butters, Mormon

16. 00:56

    Get Your Big Gay Ass Off The Couch

    Season 5: Cripple Fight

    The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.

    Tags: Big Gay Al, Gay Rights, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Jimmy, Timmy, Kenny, protest, Mr.. mccormick, randy marsh

17. 01:54

    Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass

    Season 5: Behind The Blow

    Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.

    Tags: Earth Day Organizers, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Earth Day, Hand Cut Off, Phillip, farts, Environment, Terrance, Fat, Hair Plugs, your fart doth smell of elderberries

18. 01:07

    Gerbil Science

    Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison puts Lemmiwinks the gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass.

    Tags: Ass, Gerbil, Mr. Slave, Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Lemmiwinks, Position 7, Gerbilling

19. 00:57

    Cartman Wins the Bet

    Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

    After shoving food up his ass, Cartman craps out his mouth.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, token, Tweek, Timmy, Toilet, Bet, mouth, crap, Fod, Ass

20. 00:43

    Young, Supple Eight-Year-Old Boy

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Radiohead reads Cartman's fan letter.

    Tags: Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Cartman, Fan Mail, Scott Tenorman, cancer, Ass, Fan letter, ass cancer, celebrity