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1. 00:45

   Asshole of the World

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   A newscast about the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.

   Tags: News 4, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Tourists, Romania, Fish sticks, armpit of a country, asshole of the world, Tom

2. 1:25

   I Feel Like an Asshole

   Season 13: Fatbeard

   Butters and Ike learn what it's really like to be a pirate.

   Tags: Butters, Ike, Somalia, pirates, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club

3. 00:54

   Feragon, Asshole

   Season 6: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

   The boys give the porn movie to Clyde.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Sixth Graders, Lord of the Rings, Porno, Clyde

4. 00:45

   Merry Christmas Asshole

   Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

   The boys' caroling isn't rousing any cheer. People aren't buying presents for Christmas anymore.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Christmas, Poo, Little Nuggets, Merry christmas, Caroling, Commercialism, Tele's, Luau's Toys, reindeer, Rudolf

5. 01:33

   Minge-y's Plot

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Oprah's minge and asshole decide to try to expose Towelie as a fraud.

   Tags: Oprah Winfrey, John Travolta, Minge, Asshole

6. 01:41

   Geraldo Gets A Call

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Oprah's minge and asshole call Geraldo to tip him off about Towelie's identity.

   Tags: Geraldo Rivera, Oprah Winfrey, Minge, Asshole

7. 00:44

   You're an Asshole & This Is Mostly Your Fault

   Season 5: Behind The Blow

   Terrance and Phillip make up.

   Tags: Terrance and Phillip, Reunion, Apology, farts, Fart, Laugh

8. 03:56

   Towelie the Hero

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.

   Tags: Media, Geraldo Rivera, Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Gary

9. 02:10

   Oprah Turns on Towelie

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Oprah turns her audience into a lynch mob and chases Towelie off the set.

   Tags: Oprah, Towelie, Minge, Asshole, Angry Mob, Torches

10. 00:43

    We Don't Take Pubes

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Movie, Tickets, Buy, Pubes, racist, Asshole, Movie Theater Guy

11. 1:02

    What, What In the Butt

    Season 12: Canada on Strike

    Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.

    Tags: Butters, dance, songs, Internet, butt, Asshole, bear, Astronaut

12. 02:32

    Hesiated Colon

    Season 8: AWESOM-O

    Butters tells secrets to a disguised Cartman.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters, AWESOM-O, Robot, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, kiss, Sphincter, Diaper, Rectum, Asshole, Videotape, poop, Suppository

13. 02:00

    Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah's minge holds her audience hostage.

    Tags: Towelie, Oprah, Minge, Asshole, Gun

14. 01:41

    High on Larry King Live

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."

    Tags: Larry King, Towelie, Geraldo Rivera, Racism, Oprah, High, Minge, Asshole

15. 1:12

    Ironic How?

    Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

    Kyle has trouble showing compassion when Cartman is stricken with an illness.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, AIDS, Bus Stop, HIV

16. 1:24

    You're About To Get Slapped

    Season 12: Elementary School Musical

    Bridon tries out for for the basketball team, only to be interrupted by his Dad's slap hand.

    Tags: Bridon, Bridon's Dad, basketball, Jason, slap, Mr. Mackey

17. 01:02

    What Happened To Chef?

    Season 10: The Return of Chef

    Chef propositions the boys again.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Chef, Religion

18. 03:03

    Cartman in 2546

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Cartman receives disturbing news about the Wii.

    Tags: Cartman, Mountains, Frozen, Avalanche, Year 2546, Shveck, Wii, Nintendo, Buck Rodgers

19. 2:02

    The Canadians of Europe

    Season 12: Canada on Strike

    The strike situation worsens when The Danish show up to take the place of the striking Canadians.

    Tags: strike, Canada, Danish, Denmark, Stephen Abootman, friend, buddy, guy

20. 01:49

    That's No Hemorrhoid

    Season 7: Cancelled

    Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.

    Tags: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Chef, Cartman, Doctor, Proctologist, Satellite Dish, alien, Crack, Dump, Hemorrhoid