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1. 02:19

   Jews Can't Play Basketball

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Coach, Basketball, Try-outs, All-State Team, Denver Nuggets

2. 00:39

   Seating For Dolphins

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Kyle finally gets his chance to play at the all-state basketball game.

   Tags: Kyle, Coach, Mr. Broflovski, All-state Basketball Playoffs, Denver, Colorado, Wyoming, Negroplasty, Basketball, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

3. 0:55

   I'm Ready, Coach

   Season 12: Elementary School Musical

   Bridon takes the court in his first basketball game.

   Tags: Bridon, Bridon's Dad, Bridon's Mom, basketball, cows

4. 1:34

   You Can Sing It

   Season 12: Elementary School Musical

   Bridon confesses his dream to play basketball to his Dad.

   Tags: Bridon, slap, Bridon's Dad, Bridon's Mom

5. 00:37

   Ticking Time Balls

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison must find Kyle before the testicles in Kyle's knees explode.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Mrs. Garrison, Dr. Biber, Basketball, testicles, knees, explode, Kyle

6. 00:49

   Photo is Missing

   Season 11: Cartman Sucks

   Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Basketball, Fight, jew

7. 00:36

   Parent's Consent

   Season 8: Up the Down Steroid

   Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Basketball, Special Olympics, Handicapped

8. 00:32

   Mr. Garrison Has Titties

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.

   Tags: penis, vagina, Sex Change Operation, Womanhood, Basketball, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison

9. 1:24

   You're About To Get Slapped

   Season 12: Elementary School Musical

   Bridon tries out for for the basketball team, only to be interrupted by his Dad's slap hand.

   Tags: Bridon, Bridon's Dad, basketball, Jason, slap, Mr. Mackey

10. 01:15

    Cartman Jumps the Homeless

    Season 11: Night of the Living Homeless

    The park is full of homeless people which gives Cartman the perfect idea.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Jimmy, Homeless, skateboard, Basketball

11. 00:44

    Lawfin

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    The all-state arena isn't properly equipped for transpecies with special needs.

    Tags: All-state Game, Coach, Kyle, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphins, Bathroom, Transpecies, Basketball, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

12. 01:18

    Afghan South Park

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Afghanistan, Bombs, Afghan Versions, Basketball, Blows Up, Movie, Dollar

13. 01:16

    Winning Guitar Hero?

    Season 11: Guitar Queer-O

    Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero.

    Tags: Cartman, Craig, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Basketball, Guitar Hero, video game, Woman, Wolfmother

14. 01:08

    Transgender Progressive Thinking

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Negroplasty, Sex Change, Dr. Biber, transgender, transracial, $3, 000, hip-hop, UPN, Basketball, operation, surgery

15. 02:45

    Living to Win

    Season 10: Make Love, Not Warcraft

    The boys become fat and pimply by playing World of Warcraft during a montage.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Basketball, World of Warcraft, Live To Win, Paul Stanley, Montage, Fat, Emmy, video game, Blizzard

16. 02:40

    My Scrotum!

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.

    Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Dr. Biber, Security Guard, Kyle, Coach, Basketball, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphin, Balls, knees, Policeman, explode, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

17. 1:19

    You're Driving Everyone Crazy

    Season 12: Elementary School Musical

    Stan confronts Bridon about his annoying dance routines.

    Tags: Bridon, Stan, Bebe, basketball

18. 1:14

    What's the Score, Jefe?

    Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

    A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.

    Tags: Eric Cartmanez, Cartman, Troubled Kid, Denver Schools, parody, How Do I Reach These Kids, basketball

19. 1:07

    Together At School Again. Forever.

    Season 12: Elementary School Musical

    Despite Stan's efforts to stop it, the singing and dancing continues.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Bridon, Wendy, High School Musical, song

20. 02:13

    Awareness of Manbearpig

    Season 10: ManBearPig

    Al Gore tries to spread ManBearPig awareness but ends up looking pathetic.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Al Gore, randy marsh, Manbearpig