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1. 01:29

   Mr. Candy Bar

   Season 4: Fat Camp

   Cartman sells a candy bar to a camper who can't help himself.

   Tags: Cartman, Fat Camp, Rick, Susan, Fat Campers, chocolate, Mr. Candy Bar

2. 01:36

   Candy Master

   Season 1: Pinkeye

   Stan refuses to forgive Wendy.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, trick-or-treating, Crack Whore Magazine, candy master, ass master, Taser, KKK

3. 01:05

   Cartman's Butterscotch Candy

   Season 8: Douche and Turd

   Cartman and Butters campaign door-to-door.

   Tags: Cartman, Butters, Clyde, Politics, Giant Douche, Turd Sandwich

4. 01:15

   Sick of Being The Fat Kid

   Season 4: Fat Camp

   Cartman gets caught for smuggling junk food into fat camp.

   Tags: Cartman, Fat Camp, Rick, Susan, Fat Campers, Parents, Caught, Candy, half Chad, cheating

5. 01:32

   Heaven on Earth

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Military, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Candy, General, Alan Jackson, Bomb

6. 01:19

   Need the Ticket Stub

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.

   Tags: Lolly's Candy Shop, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Ticket Stub, Kenny, Ticking Clock, Prize, Flashback

7. 02:26

   Elton John

   Season 2: Chef Aid

   The boys sell candy to Elton John.

   Tags: Chef, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Elton John, Flashback

8. 01:58

   Quadruple Stuffed Oreos

   Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

   Cartman visits a crime scene and has visions of cookies and candy.

   Tags: Sergeant Lou, Detective Murphy, Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Tom Johannsen, Left Hand Killer, Ice Cream, Double Stuff Oreos, Christopher Walken, The Dead Zone

9. 00:36

   Tony316 Gets Busted

   Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

   Cartman's new friend gets arrested.

   Tags: Cartman, Kama Sutra, FBI

10. 02:37

    Farting On Kyle

    Season 7: Cancelled

    A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.

    Tags: Chef, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Aliens, Jeff Goldblum, Satellite Dish, Fart, Alien Transmission

11. 01:26

    Unplanned Parenthood

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    Cartman goes to an abortion clinic to get Kenny sucked out.

    Tags: Unplanned Parenthood, Cartman, Nurse, Abortion Clinic, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Ticket, Flashback, Echo, Candy Shopping Spree

12. 01:04

    Playing God

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    Saddam Hussein is building WMD in heaven after all.

    Tags: Alan Jackson, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Saddam Hussein, Heaven, God, WMD, Chocolate Chips, Mormons

13. 01:28

    Debate Research

    Season 4: Chef Goes Nanners

    The two teams research their sides of the debate.

    Tags: Wendy, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Antacid Tablets, Library, Kyle's dad

14. 01:15

    Agent of Wall-Mart

    Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

    Cartman will never let his friends hurt the Wall-Mart.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Bentonville, Arkansas, Betray, Wal-Mart, knife

15. 01:35

    Ride the Train

    Season 8: The Jeffersons

    All the children in town come play at Mr. Jefferson's house.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Craig, Mr. Jefferson, celebrity, Blanket, Train, Michael Jackson, Song