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1. 01:42

   Rampant Misconduct

   Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

   With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.

   Tags: Religion, Priest Maxi, Vatican, Church, molestation

2. 00:45

   OT 9

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.

   Tags: Stan, Religion, Thetin, Church, Scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard, OT 9

3. 01:27

   Scam on a Global Scale

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam

   Tags: Stan, head, Religion, Scientologists, celebrity, DC-8, Xenu, Church, Money, L. Ron Hubbard

4. 02:04

   Que?

   Season 4: Probably

   Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.

   Tags: Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, kyle's mom, Cartman's Mom, Ensenada, Tour Guide, New York City, Mexican-Baja Peninsula, Chocolate Donut Pancake Surprise

5. 03:05

   Marklar

   Season 3: Starvin' Marvin in Space

   Marvin goes for a ride in a stolen spacecraft.

   Tags: Marklar, Space, lions, Sister Hollis, Africa, Church, starvin' marvin, Bible, Christ

6. 01:26

   Stations of the Cross

   Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

   Randy finds the reason for the combustions.

   Tags: Priest Maxi, Religion, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, the mayor, Randy, Church

7. 02:59

   What Scientologist Actually Believe

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.

   Tags: Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Church Of Scientology, Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Aliens, Galactic Lord Xenu, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

8. 01:16

   Butter Dirty, Line Cutter

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.

   Tags: Randy, Stan's Dad, Stan, Drunk, Church, alcoholism, Josh Garret, Cure, Virgin Mary, elephantitis

9. 01:35

   Mel Gibson is Crazy

   Season 8: The Passion of the Jew

   Stan and Kenny meet Mel Gibson.

   Tags: Stan, Kenny, Religion, celebrity, Mel Gibson, Crazy, torture, Rack, Church, Banjo, Gun, Daffy, Looney Tunes

10. 02:19

    Priest Maxi Councils Butters

    Season 11: Cartman Sucks

    Mr. Stotch takes Butters to see Priest Maxi, while Cartman tries to keep his secret safe.

    Tags: Mr. Stotch, Butters, Priest Maxi, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Church, Gay, Bi-Curious, penis, Butters' Dad

11. 01:35

    Apology to God

    Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

    Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.

    Tags: Vatican, Priest Maxi, Stan, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, shelley, grandpa, Bible, Religion, News, Catholic, Church, Change

12. 01:49

    The Catholic Boat

    Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

    Priest Maxi wants to take a cruise with South Park's kids, but their parents aren't so keen on the idea.

    Tags: Church, Priest Maxi, Stan, Religion, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, The Love Boat, Butters, Tweek, Cartman, Kenny's Dad, molestation, Tweek's Dad, Butters' Dad, Butters' Mom, Catholic Priest Sex Scandal

13. 01:27

    A Cleansing Haircut

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys are "cleansed" at the Blainetologist Magic Camp.

    Tags: Magic Camp, cult, Butters, Haircut, Blainetology, Scientology, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Religion, Cleansed, Church, Teachings, Compound

14. 02:59

    Luau in Hell

    Season 4: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

    It's Luau Sunday in Hell.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Priest Maxi, Hell, Satan, Religion, Psalm 46, Church, Luau, Aloha, Walter Matthau, Chris

15. 01:24

    Losing Their Religion

    Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

    The parents of South Park decide to become atheists.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Religion, Tweek, token, Timmy, Parents, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Butters' Dad, Butters' Mom, Atheist, God, Priest Maxi, Church, Craig's Dad, Clyde's Dad, Tweek's Dad

16. 01:10

    From Beyond the Grave

    Season 4: Probably

    Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Hell, Religion, Marcy, Marcy's Parents, phone call, Depths of Hell, Spanish, pee blood, Trinket Stores, Stupid Fat Kid, gas and sip

17. 00:50

    Ten Million Dollars

    Season 4: Probably

    Cartman's using the church to make money.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Ten Million Dollars, Money, Tooth Fairy, Boy Band, Sunday School, Hell, Sister Anne, "Big Fat Ass, " "Suck my Balls"

18. 01:30

    Crippled with Sin

    Season 4: Probably

    Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Timmy, Satan, jew, Hell, gas and sip

19. 00:55

    Stan Chooses Scientology

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Scientology

20. 02:43

    Free Personality Test

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Dianetics, $240