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1. 01:02

   Cow Suicide

   Season 2: Cow Days

   Rather than go back to life as they knew it, all the cows jump off a cliff.

   Tags: Uncle jimbo, Ned, FBI, agent, cow, Cows, Jumping off a cliff, standoff

2. 01:08

   The Running of the Cows

   Season 2: Cow Days

   The cows are released, but they don't move. People die anyway.

   Tags: Uncle jimbo, Kyle, kyle's mom, Gerald Broflovski, Cartman, Ned, Money, Sheila broflovski

3. 01:07

   Bad Cows

   Season 2: Cow Days

   Legions of cows trample Ned.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Ned, sucky sucky, five dollar, Prison, get along little doggies, trampled, full metal jacket

4. 00:54

   Inside Out Cows

   Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

   South Park cows are turning inside-out.

   Tags: Farmer, Officer Barbrady, Cows, Aliens, Black Hawk Helicopters

5. 01:23

   Cow Cult

   Season 2: Cow Days

   Cartman is convinced he's a prostitute, so he acts like one.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Me love you long time, sucky sucky, full metal jacket, cow memorial, cow statue, cow cult

6. 00:58

   The Cow Pulley

   Season 1: Death

   The boys try to kill Grandpa.

   Tags: grandpa, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, cow, protest, port-o-potty, diarrhea, kyle's mom

7. 00:28

   People Train

   Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

   Cows try to escape to Denver.

   Tags: Train Conductor, Officer Barbrady, Cows, people Train, Cow Hypnosis

8. 01:10

   Ming-Lee

   Season 2: Cow Days

   Tom and Mary are arrested for cow statue theft.

   Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, dr. doctor, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Uncle jimbo, Ming-lee, head trauma, sacred cow, tourist, arrested

9. 01:53

   Jennifer Love Hewitt

   Season 2: Cow Days

   The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.

   Tags: the mayor, Uncle jimbo, Terrance and Phillip, stay positive, rides, games, carnival game, Jennifer Love Hewitt

10. 02:11

    Moo Moo Moo

    Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Aliens, Ike, Chef, Wendy, Moo Moo Moo, Cows, David Caruso, Visitors

11. 01:16

    "What The Hell Is That?"

    Season 2: Cow Days

    Game show contestants Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park.

    Tags: Flap of skin, Television, penis, scrotum, cow days, rodeo, carnival, super 7 hotel

12. 01:58

    Mission Impossible

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    The boys free the baby cows.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, cow farm, break-in, little baby cows, carry, mission impossible, breaking and entering, veal

13. 02:32

    Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    Stan saves the cows by locking the door.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, baby cows, mrs. marsh, Rancher Jed, Officer Barbrady, Shelly, Stan's Dad, Suzanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser

14. 01:37

    Slaughter House

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    The boys feel they need to save the veal cows.

    Tags: Mrs. Choksondik, Rancher Bob, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, veal, little baby cows

15. 01:16

    Vengeful God

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.

    Tags: Stan, Chef, Cows, God, Abortion, Kenny, Vengeful, Lollipop, Tears

16. 01:22

    Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    Cartman refuses to help the boys free the baby cows.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Butters, Kyle, wakeup, save, baby cows, Dream, mission impossible, breaking and entering, Ass, kiss, Fart

17. 01:00

    I Love to Singa

    Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.

    Tags: Cows, Officer Barbrady, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Scott Baio, Pink eye, I Love to Singa, Tex Avery

18. 01:44

    33 Aborted Fetuses

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Butters, Cows, Abortion, jew, Cow Crap, Trampoline, Boat, Aborted Fetuses, Stem Cells, 321 Contact

19. 02:10

    The Boys Get Guns

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    The FBI devises a new plan to get the cows.

    Tags: veal, North Dakota, South Dakota, kyle's mom, Negotiator, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh, Guns, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, Stan, baby cows, Officer Barbrady

20. 01:08

    Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week

    Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

    South Park celebrates Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week

    Tags: Mayor, Goons, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Conjoined Twin Myslexia, Parade, Nurse Gollum, Parade Coordinators, Ms. Hermans, Cows