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1. 01:54

   Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass

   Season 5: Behind The Blow

   Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.

   Tags: Earth Day Organizers, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Earth Day, Hand Cut Off, Phillip, farts, Environment, Terrance, Fat, Hair Plugs, your fart doth smell of elderberries

2. 01:49

   That's No Hemorrhoid

   Season 7: Cancelled

   Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.

   Tags: Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Chef, Cartman, Doctor, Proctologist, Satellite Dish, alien, Crack, Dump, Hemorrhoid

3. 00:49

   We Have to Kill Kyle

   Season 7: Toilet Paper

   Cartman wants to kill Kyle so he doesn't talk.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Butters

4. 01:03

   Get That Elephant Drunk

   Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

   Stan goes home alone while the boys go get the elephant drunk.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, mail man, smoke crack, family love, Shelly, Cartman's Pig

5. 00:40

   Rich Embarrassment

   Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

   Token tells his parents that he wishes they weren't so rich.

   Tags: token, Rich, J-Mart, Macaroni and Cheese, Token's Mom, Token's Dad, Crack Whore

6. 01:36

   Candy Master

   Season 1: Pinkeye

   Stan refuses to forgive Wendy.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Wendy, trick-or-treating, Crack Whore Magazine, candy master, ass master, Taser, KKK

7. 01:24

   Make Love To Ya Zombie

   Season 1: Pinkeye

   The boys are attacked by a swarm of limey zombies and Chef succumbs to the dark side.

   Tags: Collection, Chef, zombies, Morgue, Crack Whore Magazine, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, pinkeye, Stench of Death

8. 02:31

   Future Stan

   Season 6: My Future Self 'n' Me

   Future Stan shows up at the Marsh house.

   Tags: Stan, grandpa, Future Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, The Osbournes, Ozzy Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, News, Electrical Storm

9. 02:29

   Last Two

   Season 3: Jackovasaurus

   Cartman meets the other living Jackovasaur

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Jackovasaur, Jun- Jun, Stark's Pond, crack-pipe, dragon painted on the blade, sword, Sumitami Sword

10. 01:47

    Death by Tampon

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Club, Tampon, Backstreet Boys, New Year's Eve, Doctor, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad

11. 01:23

    Make Love Even When I'm Dead

    Season 1: Pinkeye

    Chef becomes a zombie.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Chef, Zombie Chef, Pip, Crack Whore Magazine, Zombies, Michael Jackson, Thriller, Make Love Even When I'm Dead, Worcestershire sauce, Evil Knievel