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1. 01:18

   Stop Crying Turd

   Season 8: Pre-School

   Stan's sister's protection comes at a price.

   Tags: Shelly, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny

2. 01:37

   Tic-Tac-Throw

   Season 4: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime

   Romper Stomper offers to help a crying Cartman escape from prison.

   Tags: Romper Stomper, Cartman, Cell, poop, Tic-Tac-Throw, Crying, Shit, shits, board game, the big house

3. 2:28

   The Third Act Clipped Along

   Season 12: The China Probrem

   The Boys seeks legal retribution for what was done to their friend.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Jimmy, Clyde, Movies, Crying, District Attorney

4. 01:44

   Cartman Tells Mom

   Season 11: Cartman Sucks

   Cartman asks his mom for help.

   Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Butters, Crying, penis, Kyle, Gay

5. 0:53

   A Purity Ring?!

   Season 13: The Ring

   Kenny shows his purity ring to the Boys.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, B.J., purity ring, Bus Stop, Crying

6. 01:23

   The Ladder Begins

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.

   Tags: Kenny's Ashes, chocolate milk, Cartman, Dream, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Ladder to Heaven, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Jimbo, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Crying

7. 01:32

   Heaven on Earth

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Military, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Candy, General, Alan Jackson, Bomb

8. 02:39

   The Media Takes Notice

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.

   Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Jimbo, Ned, Crying, Garrison, the mayor, Alan Jackson, Song, Kenny, Dream

9. 02:16

   Brain Enema

   Season 4: Cherokee Hair Tampons

   No one will listen to Stan's cries for help.

   Tags: Sharon Marsh, kyle's mom, Stan, Kenny, Sheila broflovski, Native Americans, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Miss Information, Chief Running Pinto, Carlos Ramirez, Cherokee hair tampons

10. 2:00

    You Don't Have To Feel Alone Anymore

    Season 12: The China Probrem

    Kyle and Officer Mitch share a cry.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, police, Jimmy, Clyde, Kenny, Sergeant Yates, Mitch, Movie

11. 00:50

    A New Toilet

    Season 9: The Death of Eric Cartman

    Cartman's mom gets banged by the plumber.

    Tags: Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Plumber, Toilet

12. 1:04

    Everything's Gonna Be OK

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman is heartbroken over Kenny's illness.

    Tags: Collection, I Love You Man, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Terminal Disease

13. 0:38

    Preview Clip - Nerdy Little Weakling

    Season 12: Breast Cancer Show Ever

    Wendy gets in trouble.

    Tags: Cartman, Wendy, Wendy's Mom, Wendy's Dad, Cartman's Mom

14. 1:00

    We All Died A Little That Day

    Season 12: The China Probrem

    Stan and Jimmy share their feelings about a horrible experience.

    Tags: Jimmy, Stan, Sad, Stark's Pond

15. 1:11

    Cartman and Butters Are Busted

    Season 12: Super Fun Time

    Butters gets hysterical after he and Cartman think the police have been called in to find them.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters, Holding Hands, Pioneer Village

16. 0:50

    Its My Penis

    Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

    Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.

    Tags: Garrison, penises

17. 01:33

    Eric is Out of Control

    Season 10: Tsst

    Mr. Mackey suggests that Cartman's mom get help controlling Cartman from Nanny 911.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Nanny 911

18. 01:15

    Everybody Ignores Cartman

    Season 9: The Death of Eric Cartman

    Cartman sobs over his own death.

    Tags: token, Clyde, Jimmy, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Timmy, Craig, racist

19. 00:29

    Butters the Dog

    Season 8: Good Times with Weapons

    The boys make Butters a dog.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Sparky, Dog

20. 00:59

    Molesteration

    Season 4: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    Kyle plans to have his parents arrested on molestation charges.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, police, molestation