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1. 01:09

   Garrison Goes Wild

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison assumes that she's pregnant.

   Tags: Garrison, Girls Gone Wild, Period, Pregnant, truckers, Abortion

2. 00:32

   Mr. Garrison Has Titties

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.

   Tags: penis, vagina, Sex Change Operation, Womanhood, Basketball, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison

3. 00:54

   Garrison Arrested

   Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

   Mr. Garrison gets arrested.

   Tags: Cartman, Garrison, FBI, Midgets, Mr. Hat

4. 01:14

   Garrison's Cave

   Season 4: Fourth Grade

   Ms. Choksondik seeks out Mr. Garrison's guidance.

   Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Cave, poontang, Kittens, Mr. Hat

5. 01:14

   Asking for Garrison

   Season 4: Fourth Grade

   Ms. Choksondik asks to speak to Mr. Garrison.

   Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, vomit

6. 02:40

   Garrison is Gay

   Season 4: Fourth Grade

   Mr. Garrison admits he's gay.

   Tags: Chef, principal victoria, Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Ms. Choksondik, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Timmy, Butters, Gay, time travel, Duck, Gene Roddenberry, Battlestar Galactica

7. 01:24

   Garrison's Back

   Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

   Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.

   Tags: School, Discrimination, Kindergarten, Garrison, Gay, Mr. Hat, principal victoria, Fourth Grade, Gay Rights

8. 00:36

   Garrison Locked Up

   Season 2: Chef Aid

   Mr. Garrison throws Mr. Hat out of the house.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Officer Barbrady, fruitcake, Doctor

9. 01:19

   Garrison's a Lesbian

   Season 11: D-Yikes!

   Garrison comes out as a lesbian to the class.

   Tags: Stan, Clyde, Cartman, Jimmy, Kenny, Garrison, Gay

10. 01:21

    Where's Mr. Garrison?

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.

    Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Gay Pulitzer Prize, Huckleberry Finn, Gay

11. 01:31

    Must Stop Garrison

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.

    Tags: Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Gun, Beefcake, Book Depository, Television

12. 01:50

    Garrison is Dismissed

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Mayor, Garrison, Play, Indians, Pioneers, Bebe, Stan, Violent, Kathie Lee Gifford, Clyde

13. 01:33

    Dawkins Bangs Garrison

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins' date goes well.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Richard Dawkins, Date, Atheist, Outspoken, God, Spaghetti Monster, Bang, Monkey Hole

14. 01:06

    Pot-bellied Garrisons

    Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    Fluffy gives birth, and the boys win First Prize at the Science Fair.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Terrance, Garrison, Monkey, Casey, Pig, Bill, Terrance and Fosse, Five-assed Monkey, Mr. Hat, Elephant, Babe

15. 01:50

    Cartman Confesses to Garrison

    Season 9: Follow That Egg

    Cartman breaks his egg baby.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Cartman, Gay Rights, Egg

16. 01:25

    Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.

    Tags: Garrison, Abortion, Doctor, Knocked Up, Period, scramble brains, vacuum, quiffe, Pregnant, ovaries, mutilated penis, Planned Parenthood

17. 01:23

    Vagainaplasty

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.

    Tags: Garrison, Vagainaplasty, vagina, penis, Balls, surgery, Sex Change, Woman, Transsexual

18. 01:17

    I Don't Like Vaginas

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Slave, Tampons, Gay, Period, PMS, negligee, snootch, penis, vagina

19. 02:40

    My Scrotum!

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.

    Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Dr. Biber, Security Guard, Kyle, Coach, Basketball, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphin, Balls, knees, Policeman, explode, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

20. 00:45

    Mr. Man

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mrs. Garrison wants his organs back, now!

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Dr. Biber, Trinidad Medical Center, Sex Change, testicles, knees, scrotum, dorsal fin, Dolphin