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1. 02:56

   God Shows Himself

   Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

   God shows himself to the residents of South Park.

   Tags: Jesus, Stan, Priest Maxi, Randy, Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Sharon, Chef, God, Auld Lang Syne, Kyle's dad, News 4

2. 01:16

   Vengeful God

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.

   Tags: Stan, Chef, Cows, God, Abortion, Kenny, Vengeful, Lollipop, Tears

3. 01:00

   Renouncing God

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.

   Tags: Hell's Pass Hospital, Doctor, Kyle, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Stan, Hemorrhoid, Infection, God

4. 02:21

   A Dollar for God

   Season 4: Probably

   God wants the children to give Cartman money.

   Tags: Cartman, Satan, God, Mormons, Heaven, Lord, Denver, Devil, "He Is Love, " Charades, Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein

5. 01:24

   God's a Buddhist

   Season 4: Probably

   God gives Satan some clarity on his love life.

   Tags: Satan, God, Mormons, Dependant, Relationship, Chris, Saddam, Rebel, Buddhist, Alcohol, Egg Cartons

6. 01:04

   Playing God

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   Saddam Hussein is building WMD in heaven after all.

   Tags: Alan Jackson, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Saddam Hussein, Heaven, God, WMD, Chocolate Chips, Mormons

7. 00:28

   I'm Sorry God

   Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

   Cartman loses strength due to starvation.

   Tags: Cartman, Africa, pray, food, starvation, God

8. 02:15

   Gods and Clods

   Season 2: Chickenpox

   Kyle's Dad explains that Kenny's family being poor is necessary for a functioning society.

   Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, kyle's mom, Kyle, Kyle's dad, Stan, stan's mom, Calamine Lotion, Chickenpox, Bread Sandwiches

9. 02:09

   Angry Hand of God

   Season 4: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

   Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Priest Maxi, Religion, Timmy, The Handicapped, Sister Anne

10. 01:09

    A God Among Sea-Men

    Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

    The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.

    Tags: Cartman, Sea People, Ancient Greece, Cartman's Mom, Butters, The Simpsons, Newscast, Kent Brockman, Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Nelson, God of the sea people

11. 01:21

    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Stan and Jesus write letters to God.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Jesus, God, Religion, Maxi Pads, Tampons, Period, Prayer

12. 01:53

    Mr. God

    Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

    The detectives don't seem to understand the evidence in front of them.

    Tags: Sergeant Lou, Detective Murphy, Michael Deets, Cartman, Left Hand Killer, Yellowstone National Park, Cheyenne Frontier Days, Christopher Walken, The Dead Zone, Hannibal, Red Dragon

13. 01:35

    Apology to God

    Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

    Priest Maxi delivers his finest sermon on the true meaning of Catholicism.

    Tags: Vatican, Priest Maxi, Stan, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, shelley, grandpa, Bible, Religion, News, Catholic, Church, Change

14. 01:05

    There is a God

    Season 5: Cartmanland

    Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.

    Tags: Kyle, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Doctor, Stan, Funland, Cartman, Security Guard, Mace, Hemorrhoid, Will to Live

15. 01:40

    Asking for Advice

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.

    Tags: Jesus, John Travolta, Kyle, Ike, God, Religion, News 4, Bible, New Year's Eve, millennium

16. 00:54

    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, God, Y2K, News 4, Las Vegas, Boobs, Rod Stewart

17. 02:33

    Golden Rectum of the Gods

    Season 13: Dead Celebrities

    The boys learn about purgatory from the Doctor of Spooky Things.

    Tags: hospital, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Poltergeist

18. 01:53

    God Save the Queen

    Season 11: The Snuke

    The British invasion is stopped.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, 24, Bahir, Racism, Muslims

19. 00:55

    God Help Cartman

    Season 10: Smug Alert

    Cartman begins his journey into San Francisco.

    Tags: Environment, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, Hippie

20. 00:56

    Oh God It Was Horrible

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Military Base, Plane, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, farts, vomit