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1. 01:20

   WMD in Heaven

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.

   Tags: President, Saddam Hussein, White House, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, General, WMD, Heaven, Bomb, Seagull, SNN, Pedophile, nipples

2. 01:28

   Heaven Is a Sound Stage

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The Japanese claim to have colonized heaven.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, reporter, Japan, Heaven, Fake, Sound Stage

3. 01:32

   Heaven on Earth

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Military, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Candy, General, Alan Jackson, Bomb

4. 02:08

   Heaven Vs. Hell

   Season 9: Best Friends Forever

   Kenny saves the universe from Satan.

   Tags: Kenny, Satan, Sony PSP, Heaven, Hell, Keanu Reeves, Lord of the Rings, Epic Battle, video game, Emmy, Terri Schiavo, Golf Clap

5. 01:02

   Heaven into Hell

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Cartman asks for a refund on his theme park.

   Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Kenny, Killed Kenny, Miserable

6. 01:04

   Playing God

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   Saddam Hussein is building WMD in heaven after all.

   Tags: Alan Jackson, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Saddam Hussein, Heaven, God, WMD, Chocolate Chips, Mormons

7. 01:35

   Reaching the Clouds

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The ladder breaks through the clouds, but Heaven is still nowhere in sight.

   Tags: Clouds, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Dreams, Heaven, Cloud City, Giant, jew, In the Ghetto, Bloody Vaginal Belch

8. 01:10

   Pennies From Heaven

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.

   Tags: Lawyers, Grandma Cartman, Will, Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Stinky, Estate, One Million Dollars

9. 01:04

   The Ladder Race

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.

   Tags: News, Ladder to Heaven, Static, Pedophile, Japan, Pearly Gates, Competition

10. 01:03

    The Case for War

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    At the United Nations, President Bush presents his case for war with Saddam Hussein.

    Tags: United Nations, George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, India, Japan, Heaven, Hell, Satan, Gay, Bigger Longer & Uncut

11. 01:03

    Military Aid

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.

    Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Crowd, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Alan Jackson, Stan's Dad, Kyle's dad, Military, General

12. 01:23

    The Ladder Begins

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    The adults stand around weeping while the boys begin their ladder to heaven.

    Tags: Kenny's Ashes, chocolate milk, Cartman, Dream, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Ladder to Heaven, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Jimbo, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Crying

13. 02:39

    The Media Takes Notice

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.

    Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Jimbo, Ned, Crying, Garrison, the mayor, Alan Jackson, Song, Kenny, Dream

14. 00:46

    Our Only Hope

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Heaven desperately needs Kenny's PSP skills.

    Tags: Kenny, God, Heaven, Keanu Reeves, Sony PSP, Japanese people, Emmy, Huff

15. 01:37

    That Wasn't Chocolate Milk

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    Cartman reveals that he drank Kenny's ashes and realizes that they are the cause of his hallucinations.

    Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Cartman's Mom, Kenny's Dad, Kenny's Mom, Cremation, Urn, Kenny's Ashes, Kitty Litter

16. 00:50

    Goodbye Forever Saddam

    Season 4: Probably

    Saddam is banished from Hell to live forever with the Mormons.

    Tags: Satan, Saddam Hussein, Mormons, Heaven, Bob, Rick, Play, Stealing

17. 01:41

    The Chosen One

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Kenny is the chosen one.

    Tags: Kenny, God, Mormons, Heaven, Sony PSP, Universe, video game, Emmy, Heaven vs. Hell, Satan's Army

18. 01:04

    Cartman Must Atone for His Sins

    Season 9: The Death of Eric Cartman

    Cartman doesn't know how to get to heaven.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters

19. 01:08

    Kenny Is Keanu Reeves

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.

    Tags: Level 60, Kenny, Keanu Reeves, Heaven, video game, Emmy, Huff, Sony PSP

20. 02:19

    Kenny Revived

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    Kenny is revived at a bad time.

    Tags: Kenny, Devil, Hell, Heaven, Sony PSP, Keanu Reeves, Doctor, Legally Dead, video game, Emmy