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1. 01:02

   Cartman Calls Himself

   Season 10: Go God Go XII

   Cartman tells himself to be patient.

   Tags: future, 2546, Buck Rogers, Past, Cartman, Bed, Phone, Call, Crank Prank Time Phone, Wii, Nintendo

2. 02:56

   God Shows Himself

   Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

   God shows himself to the residents of South Park.

   Tags: Jesus, Stan, Priest Maxi, Randy, Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Sharon, Chef, God, Auld Lang Syne, Kyle's dad, News 4

3. 00:51

   Amusing Himself

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Cartman enjoys alone time in his theme park.

   Tags: Cartman, Theme Park, Merry Go Round, Bumper Cars, Roller Coaster, Haunted House, Adventure Island

4. 01:06

   Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro

   Season 10: Go God Go XII

   Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.

   Tags: Announcer, Cartman, Wii, Freeze, Himself, Avalanche, Buck Rogers, Credits, future, 2546, Otters, United Atheist Alliance, Nintendo

5. 01:30

   Butters Freezes Cartman

   Season 10: Go God Go

   Cartman buries himself in snow in the mountains.

   Tags: Mrs. Cartman, Cartman, Freezer, Butters, Mountains, Wii, Nintendo

6. 01:40

   Kenny's Sacrifice

   Season 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

   Kenny restores the power by sacrificing himself.

   Tags: the mayor, Jimbo, Ned, Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Chef, Cartman's Mom, Cannibalism, Bill Clinton

7. 01:17

   Dolphinoplasty

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mr. Broflovski's tempted to turn himself into a dolphin.

   Tags: Dr. Biber, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphin, Trinidad Medical Center, African-American, Lawyers, esophagus, Dolphinoplasty, operation, surgery, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

8. 01:07

   Cartman's Betrayal

   Season 8: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

   Cartman reveals himself as an agent for Wall-Mart.

   Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Wal-Mart, knife, Fight, Betray

9. 00:51

   Full Fledge Retard

   Season 7: I'm a Little Bit Country

   Cartman tries to knock himself into a flashback.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny

10. 00:28

    Hey Guys, Check This Out!

    Season 4: Fat Camp

    College students watch Kenny humiliate himself for money.

    Tags: Kenny, University of Colorado, Go Buffaloes, College, Dorm, Video, port-o-potty, Construction Worker, Shit, face

11. 01:14

    Future Cartman Yells At Butters

    Season 10: Go God Go XII

    Cartman tries to get Butters to warn his past self about the future.

    Tags: future, 2546, Buck Rogers, Past, Butters, Phone, Freeze, Crank Prank Time Phone

12. 01:10

    Suicide Takes Forever

    Season 11: Night of the Living Homeless

    The homeless researcher shoots himself because his home is being invaded by the homeless.

    Tags: Gerald Broflovski, Kyle's dad, Homeless, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Change

13. 01:22

    Getting High Before Oprah

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.

    Tags: Towelie, Racism, Oprah, Drugs

14. 00:49

    Suspender Animation

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Cartman decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Nintendo, Wii, Freeze

15. 00:31

    Cartman Dressed As Hitler

    Season 8: The Passion of the Jew

    Cartman, dressed as Hitler, hails himself in the mirror while screaming in German.

    Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Religion, Hitler, Nazi

16. 01:40

    Asking for Advice

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.

    Tags: Jesus, John Travolta, Kyle, Ike, God, Religion, News 4, Bible, New Year's Eve, millennium

17. 00:37

    Stop, Drop and Roll

    Season 1: Volcano

    Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Campfire, Indian Fire Trick, Wienies, Gasoline, Gas, car, hummer, SUV, van

18. 01:58

    Butters Commits Suicide?

    Season 9: Marjorine

    The boys stage Butters' death.

    Tags: police, Mr. Stotch, Mrs. Stotch, Butters, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Dead Pig

19. 00:22

    Preview - Going to the Water Park

    Season 13: Pee

    Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can't control himself.

    Tags: preview

20. 03:11

    Terminator Rules

    Season 8: Goobacks

    A man from the future goes back in time to make himself a billionaire.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, News, celebrity, Brad Morgan, Terminator, Back to the Future, Time Writer, CNN