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    Looking to Jesus

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.

    Tags: Jesus, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Randy, Jimbo, Ned, New Year's Eve, millennium, Y2K, Religion, News 4, God

  2. Play Clip 01:19

    Jesus and Pals

    Season 2: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

    Jesus' ratings are down.

    Tags: Jesus, Jesus and Pals, Bob Denver, Gilligan's Island

  3. Play Clip 01:26

    Ask Jesus

    Season 1: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

    Not even Jesus can help Stan with his gay dog.

    Tags: Stan, Sparky, Jesus, homosexual, gay dog, Marty's Movie Reviews, Jesus and Pals

  4. Play Clip 02:09

    Jesus and Pals

    Season 1: Death

    Stan asks Jesus about his grandpa.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Assisted Suicide, Cartman, Kyle, Terrance and Phillip, Kenny, grandpa, shelley, noose, Jesus and Pals

  5. Play Clip 1:20

    Jesus Baby!

    Season 7: Christian Rock Hard

    Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.

    Tags: Collection, Cartman, Faith Plus One, Jesus, Rock Band

  6. Play Clip 00:38

    Jesus, Help Us

    Season 1: Damien

    The boys seek help from Jesus.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Jesus, Dark Prince, Damien

  7. Play Clip 01:57

    Satan Chooses Jesus

    Season 1: Damien

    Damien summons his dad to duke it out with Jesus.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Wendy, Pip, Damien, Jesus, Duck-billed Platypus, Jimbo, Chef, Garrison, Priest Maxi

  8. Play Clip 02:07

    Jesus Gets Served

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Jesus tries to stop David Blaine by performing really lame miracles.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, David Blaine, Stan, Jesus, Blainetology, Tax-Exempt Status, False Prophet, Magic Tricks, Religion

  9. Play Clip 03:37

    Santa and Jesus

    Season 3: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

    Santa and Jesus do a number together.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Santa, Jesus Christ, Poo, Joy to the World, Away in the Manger, Super-fantastic, Rio, Duran Duran, Let it Snow

  10. Play Clip 00:56

    Me and Jesus

    Season 4: Probably

    Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park

    Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Jesus Christ, Religion, Sister Anne, Matthew 15:11, Clydefrog

  11. Play Clip 02:10

    Pleasing Jesus

    Season 7: Christian Rock Hard

    Faith Plus One gets a record deal.

    Tags: Faith Records, Record Execs, Butters, Jesus, Cartman, token, Christ, Faith Plus One, I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday, Three Times My Savior, K-Tal

  12. Play Clip 00:35

    Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus

    Season 8: The Passion of the Jew

    Kyle has a nightmare about "The Passion."

    Tags: Kyle, Dreams, Jesus, Religion, Alan Alda

  13. Play Clip 03:09

    Kyle Kills Jesus

    Season 11: Fantastic Easter Special

    Stan must kill Jesus to save Easter.

    Tags: Religion, outside South Park, News, Media, Benedict XVI, randy marsh, Stan, Jesus Christ, Kyle

  14. Play Clip 01:33

    Jesus is Crackers?

    Season 4: Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

    Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Butters, Religion, Communion, Hell, Sister Anne, God, Sin

  15. Play Clip 01:00

    Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus

    Season 7: Christian Rock Hard

    Cartman's new band practices.

    Tags: Cartman, Butters, token, practice, Jesus, Religion, I Can't Live Without You, Christian Rock, drums, bass

  16. Play Clip 0:28

    M-60 For Jesus

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Butters turns the tide of the battle.

    Tags: Castle Sunshine, Butters, imaginationland, imagination, Popeye, Lollipop King, alien, Woodland Critters, storm troopers, Christmas Critters, Magneto

  17. Play Clip 01:21

    Saying Their Prayers

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Stan and Jesus write letters to God.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Jesus, God, Religion, Maxi Pads, Tampons, Period, Prayer

  18. Play Clip 01:40

    Asking for Advice

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.

    Tags: Jesus, John Travolta, Kyle, Ike, God, Religion, News 4, Bible, New Year's Eve, millennium

  19. Play Clip 00:54

    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, God, Y2K, News 4, Las Vegas, Boobs, Rod Stewart

  20. Play Clip 01:48

    New Year's Eve

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    After a bad Rod Stewart performance, the crowd turns on Jesus.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Jesus, Stan, Rod Stewart, Jimbo, Ned, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Randy, God, Las Vegas, New Year's Eve

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