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1. 01:51

   Worst Friend Ever

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Kenny dies and Cartman makes his own Shakey's Pizza out of stem cells.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Garrison, Cartman, Kenny Dies, Miracle, Killed Kenny, Abortion, Shakey's Pizzeria, Stem Cell Research, Fetuses

2. 02:07

   Unplanned Pregnancy

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.

   Tags: Ms. Anders, Abortion, Nurse, Cartman, Unwanted Children, Stem Cell Research, Willie Nelson, On the Road Again, Sheena Easton, My Baby Takes the Morning Train

3. 01:44

   33 Aborted Fetuses

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Butters, Cows, Abortion, jew, Cow Crap, Trampoline, Boat, Aborted Fetuses, Stem Cells, 321 Contact

4. 02:06

   Breakin' My Balls

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman is looking to unload his Aborted Fetuses.

   Tags: Cartman, Phone, Abortion, Soliciting, University of Colorado, Research, Stem Cell, Breakin' My Balls

5. 01:39

   Kenny's Sick

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Mrs. Chokondik, Abortion, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, randy marsh, mrs. marsh, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Terminal Disease

6. 01:18

   Succulent Shrimp

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman will do anything to sell his unwanted fetuses.

   Tags: Cartman, Mrs. Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Butters, Fetuses, Abortion, Shrimp, Breakin' My Balls, West Indies, Captain Bli's Seafood Restaurant

7. 02:44

   We Have to Be Tough

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, hospital, Muscular Disease, Die, Gobo Fighter, Stark's Pond, camping, Best Friends

8. 01:57

   Another Shakeys Pizza

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman learns about stem cells.

   Tags: Stem Cell Doctor, Abortion, Cartman, Blank Cells, Shakey's Pizza, Stem Cell Research, Government ban, Boxing Gloves, Alder Research Group

9. 01:32

   Old Anorexic Whore

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.

   Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Chef, Nurse, celebrity, Abortion, Make a Wish Foundation, Madonna, Butters, Stan

10. 01:16

    Vengeful God

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.

    Tags: Stan, Chef, Cows, God, Abortion, Kenny, Vengeful, Lollipop, Tears

11. 01:52

    The Heat of the Moment

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman moves Congress to stand and sing an Asia song.

    Tags: Cartman, Congress, Abortion, Colorado, Kenny, Aborted Fetuses, Research, Asia, Heat of the Moment

12. 00:47

    Put That Fetus to Good Use

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman's paying for unwanted children.

    Tags: Cartman, pregnant woman, Abortion, Fetus, Ban, Stem Cell Research, Alder Labs, Aborted Medical Bill, Unplanned Parenthood

13. 1:19

    Heating Up Washington

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Through a touching rendition of "Heat of the Moment", Cartman is able to convince our government to support stem cell research.

    Tags: Collection, Cartman, United States Government, Heat of the Moment, The Senate

14. 1:04

    Everything's Gonna Be OK

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman is heartbroken over Kenny's illness.

    Tags: Collection, I Love You Man, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Terminal Disease

15. 1:52

    Heat of the Moment

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman pleas with Congress for stem cell research. And he wins them over with a timeless song.

    Tags: Collection, I Love You Man, Heat of the Moment, Best Friend, stem cell, Cartman, Congress

16. 01:47

    Death by Tampon

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Kenny dies from having a tampon shoved up his ass for a week.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Club, Tampon, Backstreet Boys, New Year's Eve, Doctor, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Dad

17. 02:11

    Radiohead Hates Scott Tenorman?

    Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

    Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.

    Tags: Cartman, Scott Tenorman, Kenny, Radiohead, MTV, Interview, Thom Yorke, Kurt Loder, The Amazing Pube Boy, Piggy, Snout

18. 01:39

    Wheelchair Rescue

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Timmy time travels out of South Park.

    Tags: Timmy, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Star Trek, News 4, Nerds, time travel, Slap Fight