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1. 0:53

   Kindergarten Condom Class

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Mr. Garrison teaches his class about safe sex, whether they're ready for it or not.

   Tags: dirtiest, Collection, Garrison, condom, Kindergarten

2. 00:50

   All For Nothing

   Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

   The kindergarteners perform their show. It's crap.

   Tags: Garrison, Kindergarten, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Timmy, Gobbles, Thanksgiving

3. 00:43

   No Choice

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.

   Tags: principal victoria, Ms. Choksondik, Chef, Mr. Mackey, Garrison, Condoms, sexually active, Kindergarten

4. 00:52

   Teaching Through Song

   Season 5: It Hits the Fan

   Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.

   Tags: Garrison, Filmore, Ike, Song, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, Gay, Censorship, Kindergarten, Television

5. 3:44

   Peeing On Fire Doesn’t Work

   Season 8: Pre-School

   Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.

   Tags: Trent Boyett, Back to School, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Kindergarten

6. 03:13

   Some Kind of Genius

   Season 4: Trapper Keeper

   Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.

   Tags: Ike, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Kindergarten, Genius, Filmore Robinson, Rat Carcasses, Kyle, Cookie Monster, Trapper Keeper, Wellington Bear Calculator, Bill Cosby, Dawson's Creek, Broflovski

7. 01:31

   Accidental Death

   Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

   The kindergarteners have special effects.

   Tags: Bebe, Play, Timmy, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Thanksgiving, Butters, Geoffrey Maynard, Gobbles, Helen Keller

8. 1:19

   Some Kind of Genius

   Season 4: Trapper Keeper

   After his “Not Gay” breakdown, Garrison gets stuck teaching the Kindergarten class. And in it, Ike gets bullied by his new classmates for being “too smart”.

   Tags: Back to School, Garrison

9. 01:09

   Absent Kids Count

   Season 4: Trapper Keeper

   The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.

   Tags: Garrison, Ike, Kindergarten, Flora, Filmore, Re-count, Absent Kid, Juvenile, Ballots

10. 01:24

    Garrison's Back

    Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.

    Tags: School, Discrimination, Kindergarten, Garrison, Gay, Mr. Hat, principal victoria, Fourth Grade, Gay Rights

11. 01:39

    Revamping the Play

    Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

    Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.

    Tags: Cartman, Play, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Timmy, Bebe, Butters, Thanksgiving, Helen Keller, Anne Sullivan, Kindergarteners, The Miracle Worker

12. 00:30

    The Filthy Sanchez

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, missionary, Doggie Style, Pile Driver, The Filthy Sanchez, Hot Karl, Kindergarten

13. 2:30

    Keep It Out Of My Hallway, Brah

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Ike and his Kindergarten teacher make their love a real thing by some nice teacher-student montaging. Just watch out for the Dawg.

    Tags: Cartman, Ms. Stevenson, Ike, sex, Back to School, REO Speedwagon, Dog the Bounty Hunter

14. 03:05

    Hot for Teacher

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Ike and his teacher start an affair.

    Tags: Cartman, Kindergarten, Ike, sex, Montage, Dog the Bounty Hunter, molestation, Dawg

15. 01:09

    A Whole Lot Worse

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    Mr. Garrison pisses off Rosie O'Donnell.

    Tags: Rosie O'Donnell, Garrison, Kindergarten, Middle America, Country Yokels, Government, Country Bumpkin, Podunk Town, Statesmen, Press, The Terminator, Lawyers

16. 01:37

    Busted

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Cartman busts Miss. Stevenson for her affair with Ike.

    Tags: Kindergarten, Ike, principal victoria, Cartman, police, Randy, Jimbo, Kyle, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Arrest, molestation, Dawg

17. 01:54

    Crapper Keeper

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Ike, Mrs. Crabtree, Kindergarten, Trapper Keeper, Dawson's Creek, Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S2000, Electronic Pencil Sharpener, OnStar, Bill Cosby, The Terminator

18. 01:22

    Very Active In Politics

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.

    Tags: Garrison, Ike, Rosie O'Donnell, Cartman, Absent Kid, hospital, Lung, Boogerface, Billy, Filmore, Trapper Keeper, Dawson's Creek

19. 04:02

    Two Cities, One Town

    Season 4: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    The town of South Park is divided into two cities.

    Tags: Butters, Craig, Mark, Linda, Treasure Cove, Smiley Town, Spaceman, Kindergarteners

20. 00:53

    Deep Throat

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, bucket of Aids Herpes, Dildo, Gladiator, Condor, Jenny, Filmore