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1. 0:53

   Kindergarten Condom Class

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Mr. Garrison teaches his class about safe sex, whether they're ready for it or not.

   Tags: dirtiest, Collection, Garrison, condom, Kindergarten

2. 01:39

   Revamping the Play

   Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

   Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.

   Tags: Cartman, Play, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Timmy, Bebe, Butters, Thanksgiving, Helen Keller, Anne Sullivan, Kindergarteners, The Miracle Worker

3. 00:50

   All For Nothing

   Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

   The kindergarteners perform their show. It's crap.

   Tags: Garrison, Kindergarten, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Timmy, Gobbles, Thanksgiving

4. 01:31

   Accidental Death

   Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

   The kindergarteners have special effects.

   Tags: Bebe, Play, Timmy, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Thanksgiving, Butters, Geoffrey Maynard, Gobbles, Helen Keller

5. 1:19

   Some Kind of Genius

   Season 4: Trapper Keeper

   After his “Not Gay” breakdown, Garrison gets stuck teaching the Kindergarten class. And in it, Ike gets bullied by his new classmates for being “too smart”.

   Tags: Back to School, Garrison

6. 04:02

   Two Cities, One Town

   Season 4: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

   The town of South Park is divided into two cities.

   Tags: Butters, Craig, Mark, Linda, Treasure Cove, Smiley Town, Spaceman, Kindergarteners

7. 00:43

   No Choice

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Principal Victoria decides to start kindergarten sexual education.

   Tags: principal victoria, Ms. Choksondik, Chef, Mr. Mackey, Garrison, Condoms, sexually active, Kindergarten

8. 00:52

   Teaching Through Song

   Season 5: It Hits the Fan

   Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.

   Tags: Garrison, Filmore, Ike, Song, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, Gay, Censorship, Kindergarten, Television

9. 03:13

   Some Kind of Genius

   Season 4: Trapper Keeper

   Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.

   Tags: Ike, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Kindergarten, Genius, Filmore Robinson, Rat Carcasses, Kyle, Cookie Monster, Trapper Keeper, Wellington Bear Calculator, Bill Cosby, Dawson's Creek, Broflovski

10. 3:44

    Peeing On Fire Doesn’t Work

    Season 8: Pre-School

    Trent Boyett gets released from Juvenile Hall, and the Boys are terrified of his revenge. When we see a flashback to Kindergarten, we realize why.

    Tags: Trent Boyett, Back to School, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Kindergarten

11. 2:30

    Keep It Out Of My Hallway, Brah

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Ike and his Kindergarten teacher make their love a real thing by some nice teacher-student montaging. Just watch out for the Dawg.

    Tags: Cartman, Ms. Stevenson, Ike, sex, Back to School, REO Speedwagon, Dog the Bounty Hunter

12. 01:22

    Very Active In Politics

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.

    Tags: Garrison, Ike, Rosie O'Donnell, Cartman, Absent Kid, hospital, Lung, Boogerface, Billy, Filmore, Trapper Keeper, Dawson's Creek

13. 01:09

    Absent Kids Count

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.

    Tags: Garrison, Ike, Kindergarten, Flora, Filmore, Re-count, Absent Kid, Juvenile, Ballots

14. 01:24

    Garrison's Back

    Season 6: Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison wonders how he can get fired for being gay, and then sue the school.

    Tags: School, Discrimination, Kindergarten, Garrison, Gay, Mr. Hat, principal victoria, Fourth Grade, Gay Rights

15. 00:53

    Deep Throat

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, bucket of Aids Herpes, Dildo, Gladiator, Condor, Jenny, Filmore

16. 02:14

    Oh, HAMBURGERS!

    Season 8: Pre-School

    Butters is forced outside to play and comes face to face with Trent Boyett.

    Tags: Butters, Mr. Stotch, Mrs. Stotch, Trent Boyett

17. 00:30

    The Filthy Sanchez

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, missionary, Doggie Style, Pile Driver, The Filthy Sanchez, Hot Karl, Kindergarten

18. 01:09

    A Whole Lot Worse

    Season 4: Trapper Keeper

    Mr. Garrison pisses off Rosie O'Donnell.

    Tags: Rosie O'Donnell, Garrison, Kindergarten, Middle America, Country Yokels, Government, Country Bumpkin, Podunk Town, Statesmen, Press, The Terminator, Lawyers

19. 01:49

    Morning Announcements

    Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

    The morning announcements get a bit more intense than usual.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, gun, morning announcements, Gordon Stoltski, Butters

20. 1:00

    Morning Announcements

    Season 13: Fatbeard

    Cartman announces his new club at school.

    Tags: Cartman, Captain Cartman, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, pirate club, Kevin Stoley, Kyle, Butters, Stan, pirates