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1. 00:45

   OT 9

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.

   Tags: Stan, Religion, Thetin, Church, Scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard, OT 9

2. 02:11

   Fax These Results to Los Angeles

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.

   Tags: Stan, Mr. Mackey, Religion, Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, E-Meter, Fetons

3. 01:26

   Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Tom Cruise visits Stan.

   Tags: Stan, Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Come Out, Scientology

4. 02:02

   Go Ahead, Sue Me!

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.

   Tags: Scientology, Scientologists, Stan, L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, R. Kelly, Closet, Come Out

5. 02:59

   What Scientologist Actually Believe

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.

   Tags: Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Church Of Scientology, Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Aliens, Galactic Lord Xenu, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

6. 02:43

   Free Personality Test

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Dianetics, $240

7. 01:40

   Thank You For Returning

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.

   Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Religion, Shelly, celebrity, John Travolta. L Ron Hubbard

8. 01:12

   David Blaine Workshop

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   The boys attend a Blainetology meeting.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Butters, Miracles, Magic Tricks, Compound, David Blaine, Blainetology

9. 01:27

   A Cleansing Haircut

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   The boys are "cleansed" at the Blainetologist Magic Camp.

   Tags: Magic Camp, cult, Butters, Haircut, Blainetology, Scientology, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Religion, Cleansed, Church, Teachings, Compound

10. 00:55

    Stan Chooses Scientology

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Scientology

11. 01:27

    Scam on a Global Scale

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam

    Tags: Stan, head, Religion, Scientologists, celebrity, DC-8, Xenu, Church, Money, L. Ron Hubbard