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1. 01:01

   Lock-In Standoff

   Season 7: Krazy Kripples

   Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Bloods and Crips in the rec center.

   Tags: Rec Center, Bloods, Jimmy, Timmy, Lock In, Crips, Guns, Knives, standoff, Pizza

2. 00:36

   Garrison Locked Up

   Season 2: Chef Aid

   Mr. Garrison throws Mr. Hat out of the house.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Officer Barbrady, fruitcake, Doctor

3. 01:03

   Lock & Load We're Going In

   Season 6: Red Sleigh Down

   Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.

   Tags: Jesus, Mr. Hankey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Guns, Jimmy, The Twelve Days of Christmas, mayor's goon, Christmas poo

4. 02:32

   Susan Sommers Calf Exerciser

   Season 6: Fun with Veal

   Stan saves the cows by locking the door.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, baby cows, mrs. marsh, Rancher Jed, Officer Barbrady, Shelly, Stan's Dad, Suzanne Sommers' Calf Exerciser

5. 01:00

   Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.

   Tags: gas masks, Lock, Afghanistan, Tweek, Ms. Choksondik, Cartman, Wendy, Towel heads, afghan people, send a dollar, sand monkeys, chocolate milk

6. 01:51

   Flesh Starved Cannibals

   Season 7: Casa Bonita

   Cartman locks Butters in an old refrigerator.

   Tags: Cartman, Butters, gas station, cannibal, piece of chicken, thirst for human flesh, Refrigerator

7. 02:08

   Collision Course For Earth

   Season 7: Casa Bonita

   Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.

   Tags: Butters, Cartman, Meteor, Bomb Shelter, Wyoming, Earth Uncle Jimbo, repopulate, Wiener

8. 01:40

   Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.

   Tags: Military Base, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, soldiers, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Afghanistan

9. 2:19

   No More Blue Balls

   Season 12: Over Logging

   The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.

   Tags: Randy, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, shelley, internet, jerk off, masturbate, computer, Stan

10. 01:44

    Christ Fest

    Season 7: Christian Rock Hard

    Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.

    Tags: token, Butters. Cartman, Christian Rock, Trinity, Religion, Sanctified, punk, hard-core, Faith Plus One

11. 2:40

    Wendy vs. Cartman

    Season 12: Breast Cancer Show Ever

    After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down.

    Tags: Bebe, Cartman, Wendy, fights, Fist Fight, Butters, snatch, Mr. Mackey

12. 01:35

    Unholy Demon Spawn

    Season 9: Marjorine

    Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son has risen from the grave.

    Tags: Mr. Stotch, Mrs. Stotch, Butters, Indian Burial Ground Pet Store

13. 01:19

    Cartman's Plan

    Season 7: Grey Dawn

    Cartman believes the Country Kitchen Buffet is the key to defeating the elderly.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Country Kitchen Buffet, Black People, Train

14. 01:06

    No Child is Safe

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Tweek freaks out over news reports.

    Tags: Tweek, News, Mr. Tweak, Mrs.. tweak, Tweek's Parents, News 4, School Shooting, Strangers, Not Safe, Idaho

15. 01:23

    Truth of the Bris

    Season 2: Ike's Wee Wee

    The boys learn what a bris is. Mr. Mackey gets evicted.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Ike, Mr. Mackey, Bris, wee-wee, Circumcision

16. 01:45

    Drive-By Shooting

    Season 7: Krazy Kripples

    Jimmy and Timmy decide to try to end the war between the Bloods and the Crips.

    Tags: Jimmy, Timmy, Jimmy's Dad, Jimmy's Mom, Bloods, Drive-By, police, Crips, Lock-In, Rec Center

17. 01:49

    I Mean, Come On

    Season 7: Krazy Kripples

    Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.

    Tags: Rec Center, Lock-In, Bloods, Crips, Jimmy, Timmy, Come On, Smoke, Song, Christopher Reeve, Space, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Weed, Chronic, Fat Albert, Phantom Zone, Superman