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1. 00:38

   Military Failure

   Season 5: Towelie

   With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

   Tags: Military, soldiers, Towel, Tynacorp, Colorado, Towelie

2. 01:03

   Military Aid

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Crowd, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Alan Jackson, Stan's Dad, Kyle's dad, Military, General

3. 00:56

   Mass Towelicide

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.

   Tags: Military, Towels, Locker Room, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Guns

4. 01:22

   A Towel's Ransom

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Government, Okama Gamesphere, Ransom, Towelie, Military, Bus Stop

5. 02:36

   Bad Clones

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Towelie, Military, Lab, Tynacorp, Genetic Testing, Clones

6. 01:51

   Who's Got The Silly Frog

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   Stan and the boys try to rescue the quints on a nearby military base.

   Tags: stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny's Dad, Protestors, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Mayor, Military, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Photographer, Silly Frog

7. 01:12

   What's Up Bin Laden

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, birthday party, Military, Gunfight, Afghan Versions, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, pray, Sledgehammer, kiss, Osama bin Laden

8. 00:32

   Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   Janet Reno is lowered into the Marshes' backyard.

   Tags: News 4, Newscaster, Military, Helicopter, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Tom

9. 01:40

   Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.

   Tags: Military Base, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, soldiers, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Afghanistan

10. 00:43

    Let The Quints Stay, Romania is Gay

    Season 4: Quintuplets

    The boys learn that the quints will only remain until Easter Sunday.

    Tags: Sharon Marsh, randy marsh, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, protest, Military, Riot, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Fur Is Murder

11. 00:59

    Please Let Me Kill Them

    Season 2: Not Without My Anus

    Saddam gets a warning from the U.S. military.

    Tags: Saddam Hussein, Canada, U.S. Military, Scott, headquarters, bad deal, machine guns, soldiers

12. 01:30

    Operation Nuke The Imagination Through The Imagination Doorway

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    The Supreme Court overturns Cartman vs. Broflovski.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, CNN, Supreme Court, Military, Cartman vs. Broflovski, Operation Nuke The Imagination Through The Imagination Doorway, ball sucking case

13. 01:35

    Mr. Scientist

    Season 8: AWESOM-O

    The Pentagon wants AWESOM-O for its own purposes.

    Tags: Cartman, AWESOM-O, AWESOM-O 4000, Pentagon, Robot, Japan, Mr. Scientist, Pearl Harbor, Adam Sandler, Military

14. 01:47

    It's a Trap!

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Tynacorp, Military, Gunfight, Okama Gamesphere, E.T.

15. 1:47

    Mutiny Averted

    Season 13: Fatbeard

    Captain Cartman's crew attempts a mutiny...until the Military arrives.

    Tags: Captain Cartman, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, pirates, Somalia, Ike, Kyle, Butters, Clyde, Kevin Stoley, military

16. 1:21

    The Rebel Americans

    Season 11: The Snuke

    Terrorists have taken Cartman and Bahir hostage, but the U.S. military foils their plans.

    Tags: Bahir, Cartman, military, terrorist, British

17. 01:49

    Tynacorp

    Season 5: Towelie

    The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.

    Tags: Tynacorp, Towelie, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Okama Gamesphere, Military, TNA, WMD

18. 1:16

    Attack of the Guinea Pigs

    Season 12: Pandemic 2 - The Startling

    South Park is under attack by guinea creatures, and even the military can't save them.

    Tags: guinea pig, Guinea Saurus Rex, Randy, Shelly, Sharon, military

19. 1:40

    She Looks Great

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.

    Tags: goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, military, U.S. Military, Army

20. 01:59

    Finding What's Important

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Military, Drugs, Tynacorp, Video Games, Aliens, Bong, Okama Gamesphere