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1. 00:59

   Anal Miracle

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.

   Tags: reporter, News 4, Virgin Mary, Cardinal Mallory, Vatican, Miracle, Bleeding, Ass, priest, statue

2. 01:00

   Cartman Needs a Miracle

   Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

   Cartman prays for a miracle.

   Tags: Dateline, NBC, Chris Hansen, Cartman, Tourette's Syndrome, God, Prayer, Miracle

3. 01:48

   Even A Miracle Needs a Hand

   Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

   Cartman and Kyle are out of the picture but Kyle reminds Stan that miracles can happen everyday.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Christmas, Photo Dojo, Song

4. 01:36

   I Used To Believe in Miracles

   Season 4: A Very Crappy Christmas

   The town's Christmas spirit sinks to new lows when the boys' animated film gets burned up by the projector.

   Tags: the mayor, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mr. Hankey, Christmas, Colorado Film Commission, Short Film, Christmas Spirit

5. 00:37

   Answered Prayers

   Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

   Cartman got his miracle, in the form of Kyle.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Prayers, Miracle, Tourette's Syndrome, Song, Golden Ticket, Willy Wonka, Thomas

6. 01:04

   Divine Help

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Stan gets Jesus to help him defeat Blainetology.

   Tags: Stan, Jesus, Water, Wine, Miracle, Magic Tricks, cult, Denver, David Blaine

7. 01:02

   Afterbirth

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Ms. Choksondik shows the girls "The Miracle of Child Birth."

   Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Mackey, south park elementary, The Miracle of Birth, Afterbirth, contractions, water breaking

8. 01:51

   Worst Friend Ever

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Kenny dies and Cartman makes his own Shakey's Pizza out of stem cells.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Garrison, Cartman, Kenny Dies, Miracle, Killed Kenny, Abortion, Shakey's Pizzeria, Stem Cell Research, Fetuses

9. 02:07

   Jesus Gets Served

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Jesus tries to stop David Blaine by performing really lame miracles.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, David Blaine, Stan, Jesus, Blainetology, Tax-Exempt Status, False Prophet, Magic Tricks, Religion

10. 01:32

    4 Beers

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan teaches his dad a lesson about moderation and discipline.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Whistlin' Willy's, alcoholism, powerless, discipline comes from within

11. 2:18

    Paying For Everyone's Debts

    Season 13: Margaritaville

    Kyle takes on everyone's financial burden, and South Park is finally free. To spend.

    Tags: Kyle, credit card, Jew, Randy, Sheila, Townspeople, Barack Obama, reporter, Priest Maxi

12. 01:31

    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Drunk, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Empty Bottles, Shaved Head

13. 01:30

    Anal Bleeding

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.

    Tags: News 4, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Father Harold Barnes, Virgin Mar, Ass, anus, Bleeding

14. 01:44

    Randy is Cured

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy is cured by the Virgin Mary statue.

    Tags: randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Stan, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Praise Jesus, kidney disease, alcoholic, Virgin Mary, Blind Guy, Officer, Bleeding

15. 02:45

    Powerless

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.

    Tags:

16. 01:12

    David Blaine Workshop

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys attend a Blainetology meeting.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Butters, Miracles, Magic Tricks, Compound, David Blaine, Blainetology

17. 00:51

    Kenny's Nightmare

    Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    Kenny has a nightmare about the new baby.

    Tags: Kenny, Doctor, Nightmare, Plunger, Kenny's Dad, Kenny's Mom, Afterbirth, Monster, Abortion

18. 01:39

    Revamping the Play

    Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

    Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.

    Tags: Cartman, Play, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Timmy, Bebe, Butters, Thanksgiving, Helen Keller, Anne Sullivan, Kindergarteners, The Miracle Worker

19. 00:44

    Boutin' at the Mountain

    Season 1: Damien

    The crowd roars as the ultimate battle is set to begin.

    Tags: Jesus, Satan, Michael Buffer, South Park Forum, Beelzebub, Let's get ready to rumble

20. 02:30

    The Play Begins

    Season 4: Helen Keller! The Musical

    Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, principal victoria, Garrison, kyle's mom, stan's mom, Jimbo, Wendy, Stan, Timmy, Cartman, The Miracle Worker, Helen Keller, Gobbles, Alinicia, LaMonde, Soylent Green