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1. 01:21

   Where's Mr. Garrison?

   Season 4: Fourth Grade

   Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.

   Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Gay Pulitzer Prize, Huckleberry Finn, Gay

2. 00:32

   Mr. Garrison Has Titties

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.

   Tags: penis, vagina, Sex Change Operation, Womanhood, Basketball, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Garrison

3. 01:25

   Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.

   Tags: Garrison, Abortion, Doctor, Knocked Up, Period, scramble brains, vacuum, quiffe, Pregnant, ovaries, mutilated penis, Planned Parenthood

4. 01:23

   Vagainaplasty

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.

   Tags: Garrison, Vagainaplasty, vagina, penis, Balls, surgery, Sex Change, Woman, Transsexual

5. 00:42

   Kenny G

   Season 3: World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)

   Mr. Garrison Sr. finds a solution to his problem.

   Tags: outside South Park, Mr. Garrison

6. 00:59

   What's a Sex Change Operation?

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.

   Tags: Kyle, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Ike, Sex Change Operation, penis, vagina

7. 01:17

   I Don't Like Vaginas

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Slave, Tampons, Gay, Period, PMS, negligee, snootch, penis, vagina

8. 01:04

   The Facts Of Life

   Season 3: The Succubus

   Mr. Garrison gives the boys advice on what to do about Chef.

   Tags: Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, The Facts Of Life, Succubus, Syndrome

9. 01:17

   Sally Sassalot

   Season 5: The Entity

   Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.

   Tags: Mr. Garrison, Airline Clerk, Jizz Fest, 15 Billion Dollar Bail Out, Tax Payers, Sally Sassalot, Masters Degree, Mechanical Engineering, Denver Community College

10. 00:54

    Garrison Arrested

    Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

    Mr. Garrison gets arrested.

    Tags: Cartman, Garrison, FBI, Midgets, Mr. Hat

11. 01:26

    Flexi-Grips

    Season 5: The Entity

    Mr. Garrison introduces IT to the world.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Stupid Fart Face Airports, Gyroscope, IT, 200mph, Patent, Flexi Grip, anus

12. 01:34

    Why Not?

    Season 3: World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)

    Mr. Garrison confronts his father.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Garrison, brown noise, queef, Mr. Garrison Sr., sexual abuse, Roman Holiday

13. 00:42

    Poontag

    Season 4: Cherokee Hair Tampons

    Mr. Garrison decides to write a romance novel.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Garrison, counseling, novel, poontang, hot poon

14. 00:56

    I Would Have Made Him Do It

    Season 3: World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)

    Mr. Garrison confronts his mother.

    Tags: Garrison, Mother Garrison, sexual abuse, confrontation, lack of sexual abuse, recorder blow

15. 00:23

    The Odd Couple

    Season 2: Chef Aid

    Chef and Mr. Garrison become cellmates.

    Tags: Garrison, Chef, Mr. Hat, Mr. Twig, Jail

16. 01:08

    Stop Dad, Stop

    Season 3: World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)

    Mr. Garrison Sr. has a change of heart.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Garrison, sheet music, Mr. Garrison Sr., molestation, Note, brown noise, prank

17. 01:04

    Teacher Training

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    Mr. Garrison trains Ms. Choksondik.

    Tags: Garrison, Ms. Choksondik, Suck My Balls, Yoda, Mr. Hat

18. 00:53

    Check Out His Hot Balls, Too

    Season 5: The Entity

    Enrique Iglesias is the inspiration for Mr. Garrison's genius.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, celebrity, Enrique Iglesias, Moped, Jet Power, Aircraft, Gyration, Genius

19. 00:49

    What A Grand, Grand Penis

    Season 4: Cherokee Hair Tampons

    Mr. Garrison hits some writer's block.

    Tags: Garrison, novel, writer's block, unyielding breasts, penis, beads of sweat, horse's leg

20. 00:53

    A Redwood Forest of Penises

    Season 4: Cherokee Hair Tampons

    Mr. Garrison makes progress with his novel.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, novel, hot lesbo scene, warm to the touch, pornographic, romance, penis