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1. 00:46

   Whale of a Pun

   Season 9: Free Willzyx

   A local newscast interviews the Animal Liberation Front.

   Tags: News 4, Sea Park, Whale, Animal Rights

2. 00:56

   Cartman Wins the Talent Show

   Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

   Cartman wins the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show.

   Tags: Cheesy Poofs Contest, Cartman, Wins, Newscast, Newscaster, Planetarium, Ricardo Montalban, Dr. Adams, News 4, Tom

3. 00:45

   Asshole of the World

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   A newscast about the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.

   Tags: News 4, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Tourists, Romania, Fish sticks, armpit of a country, asshole of the world, Tom

4. 01:01

   Human Interest Trap

   Season 4: The Tooth Fairy Tats

   Dr. Foley stages a fake newscast to lure the boys into a trap.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Hillary Clinton, Bone Marrow Transplant, Tooth Fairy, Trap, Tits, News 4

5. 01:19

   Intero-Rectogestion

   Season 6: Red Hot Catholic Love

   The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Cartman, Bathing In Money, Surgeon General, High Cholesterol, Stomach Cancer, News 4, Intero-Rectogestion

6. 01:09

   A God Among Sea-Men

   Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

   The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.

   Tags: Cartman, Sea People, Ancient Greece, Cartman's Mom, Butters, The Simpsons, Newscast, Kent Brockman, Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Nelson, God of the sea people

7. 02:15

   Big Brown Package From Afghanistan

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.

   Tags: American Flag, stan's mom, Newscast, Stan, randy marsh, CNN, Big Brown Package From Afghanistan, Military, Bomb Squad, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Tweek, Goat, Anthrax

8. 00:32

   Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   Janet Reno is lowered into the Marshes' backyard.

   Tags: News 4, Newscaster, Military, Helicopter, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Tom

9. 00:48

   Let's Get Those Kids

   Season 1: Volcano

   The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.

   Tags: News, Broadcast, Newscaster, Mayor, Chef, City Hall, Press Conference, News 4, Tom

10. 01:04

    The Ladder Race

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    Japan reveals it is building it's own ladder to heaven, quicker and more efficiently.

    Tags: News, Ladder to Heaven, Static, Pedophile, Japan, Pearly Gates, Competition

11. 01:14

    Cartman's Period

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Cartman is the first to get his period.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, New Year's Eve, Y2K, Puberty, Stomach Virus, Period

12. 01:13

    Plucked

    Season 2: Chickenlover

    Although it's helped him solve a case, Officer Barbrady vows never to read again.

    Tags: Officer Barbrady, police, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, News 4, Tom

13. 01:40

    The Red Carpet

    Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

    Fred Savage arrives in South Park, but no one cares.

    Tags: Kyle, Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, News 4, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Fred Savage, Cartman's ass, imax, gay cowboys eating pudding, Tom

14. 00:57

    R Kelly

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    R. Kelly sings about Tom Cruise's refusal to come out of the closet.

    Tags: News 4, Religion, Tom Cruise, Closet, Come Out, R. Kelly, Gun

15. 01:18

    Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue

    Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

    Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.

    Tags: Butters, Professor Chaos, Dougie, statue, Cut Off Head, News, Newscaster, The Simpsons, Bart Simpson, Tom

16. 01:43

    Smuggy San Francisco Town

    Season 10: Smug Alert

    While smug spreads over South Park, the Broflovski's throw a dinner party.

    Tags: News, Gerald Broflovski, Environment, kyle's mom, Kyle, Ike, Smug, Fart, Acid

17. 02:06

    Looking to Jesus

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus talks to the crowd gathered outside his house.

    Tags: Jesus, Garrison, Priest Maxi, Randy, Jimbo, Ned, New Year's Eve, millennium, Y2K, Religion, News 4, God

18. 01:19

    Eddie Bauer

    Season 2: Prehistoric Ice Man

    Dr. Mephesto declares that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.

    Tags: Dr. Mephesto, kevin, Ice Man, Officer Barbrady, Press, Iceman, News 4, Kyle, Stan, Eddie Bauer, 1996

19. 01:02

    Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall

    Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

    The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Tweek, Terrance and Phillip, Celine Dion, News 4, Ms. Choksondik, Semen, farts, sea men, Tom

20. 00:54

    Stan's Got Boobs

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Jesus hopes God shows up on New Year's Eve, while Stan gets boobs.

    Tags: Jesus, Stan, Religion, God, Y2K, News 4, Las Vegas, Boobs, Rod Stewart