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1. 00:44

   A Stillborn Fetus Growth

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Kyle waits nervously for the school nurse.

   Tags: Nurse's Office, Kyle, Rats, Nurse Gollum, Fetus, Stillborn fetus growth

2. 00:37

   A People Doctor

   Season 8: Good Times with Weapons

   Butters stumbles into the hospital.

   Tags: Doctor, Nurse, Butters, Hell's Pass Hospital, Dog, Eye

3. 01:32

   Old Anorexic Whore

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.

   Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Chef, Nurse, celebrity, Abortion, Make a Wish Foundation, Madonna, Butters, Stan

4. 00:53

   Hospital Fight

   Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig

   The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Nurse, Tweek, Craig, Hell's Pass Hospital, Hooters, Fight

5. 01:49

   Dodgeball

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office.

   Tags: Chef, P.E. Class, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Dodgeball, Pip, Clyde, Craig, Butters, Nose, Bebe, Nurse's Office, War

6. 00:58

   Dinner Party

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria join Kyle's parents for dinner.

   Tags: Dodgeball, State Championship, Chef, Dinner Party, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey, principal victoria, Dead Fetus

7. 01:07

   Lifetime Achievement Award

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Nurse Gollum receives an award for lifetime achievement as a conjoined twin.

   Tags: Mayor, Nurse Gollum, stan's mom, Garrison, Neil Diamond, Officer Barbrady, Lifetime conjoined twin achievement award

8. 01:36

   You're All A Bunch of Freaks

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Nurse Gollum believes the citizens of South Park citizens are a bunch of freaks.

   Tags: Mayor, Crowd, Dead Fetus, Nurse Gollum, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, kyle's mom, Kyle's dad, Father Maxi, Officer Barbrady, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Uncle jimbo, Conjoined Twin Myslexia

9. 02:07

   Unplanned Pregnancy

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.

   Tags: Ms. Anders, Abortion, Nurse, Cartman, Unwanted Children, Stem Cell Research, Willie Nelson, On the Road Again, Sheena Easton, My Baby Takes the Morning Train

10. 01:00

    Good Old Fashion Police Work

    Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

    Everyone agrees that Kyle's psychic abilities saved the day, except for Kyle.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Tom Johannsen, Mrs. Cartman, Dr. Kels, Nurse, Real Psychic Detectives, Hell's Pass Hospital, Christopher Walken, The Dead Zone

11. 01:26

    Unplanned Parenthood

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    Cartman goes to an abortion clinic to get Kenny sucked out.

    Tags: Unplanned Parenthood, Cartman, Nurse, Abortion Clinic, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Ticket, Flashback, Echo, Candy Shopping Spree

12. 00:47

    Mind-Meld

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Mr. Mackey decides to try a mind-meld with Van Gelder.

    Tags: Nurse's Office, Nurse Gollum, Van Gelder, Mr. Mackey, Daisy Fuentes, america's funniest home videos

13. 00:52

    Open Your Mind

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Mr. Mackey mind-melds with Van Gelder.

    Tags: Nurse's Office, Mr. Mackey, Van Gelder, Mind-Meld, Nurse Gollum, Dead Fetus, chi

14. 01:30

    Lice Examination

    Season 11: Lice Capades

    Clyde learns he has head lice.

    Tags: Craig, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Clyde, Travis, Lice

15. 00:30

    Officer Presley

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Mr. Mackey's effort to save the boys is foiled by Dr. Adams.

    Tags: Planetarium, Mr. Mackey, Nurse Gollum, Stan, Kyle, Officer Barbrady, Dr. Adams, Elvis Presley, Charlton Heston

16. 01:21

    Planetariums Suck Ass

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Cartman saves the day by venting his frustration on the plane-arium machine.

    Tags: Planetarium, Dr. Adams, Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kicks Machine, Star Trek, William Shatner

17. 01:44

    5th Copy Cat Killer

    Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

    Kyle fakes psychic powers to catch a killer.

    Tags: Dr. Kels, Sergeant Lou, dr. doctor, Detective Murphy, Kyle, Face Warmer, Michael Deets, psychic, Coma, Hell's Pass Hospital, Doctor, Christopher Walken, The Dead Zone, Hannibal, Red Dragon

18. 02:44

    We Have to Be Tough

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, hospital, Muscular Disease, Die, Gobo Fighter, Stark's Pond, camping, Best Friends

19. 01:19

    Tommy's Face

    Season 3: Tweek Vs. Craig

    Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.

    Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Mr. Adler, Shop Class, plane crash, Clyde

20. 01:52

    Hormone Therapy

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.

    Tags: Jesus, Rod Stewart, Dr. Mephesto, Stan, kevin, Monkey, Hormones, poop, Puberty