Clips Results
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01:26
Season 4: Probably
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.
Tags: Cartman, principal victoria, Cartman's Mom, Religion, Mrs. Cartman, Preaching, Crystal Church, Sinners Everlasting Hell, Lake of Fire, Bible, Damnation
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01:48
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02:04
Season 4: Probably
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.
Tags: Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, kyle's mom, Cartman's Mom, Ensenada, Tour Guide, New York City, Mexican-Baja Peninsula, Chocolate Donut Pancake Surprise
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01:20
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01:10
Season 4: Probably
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.
Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Hell, Religion, Marcy, Marcy's Parents, phone call, Depths of Hell, Spanish, pee blood, Trinket Stores, Stupid Fat Kid, gas and sip
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01:36
Season 4: Probably
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.
Tags: Hell, Satan, Director, Newbies, Chris, Dead, Abandon Hope, Orientation, Protestant, Jehovah's witness, Mormons, Detroit, Saddam
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00:56
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01:14
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01:30
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02:21
Season 4: Probably
God wants the children to give Cartman money.
Tags: Cartman, Satan, God, Mormons, Heaven, Lord, Denver, Devil, "He Is Love, " Charades, Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein
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01:24
Season 4: Probably
God gives Satan some clarity on his love life.
Tags: Satan, God, Mormons, Dependant, Relationship, Chris, Saddam, Rebel, Buddhist, Alcohol, Egg Cartons
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00:50
Season 4: Probably
Cartman's using the church to make money.
Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Ten Million Dollars, Money, Tooth Fairy, Boy Band, Sunday School, Hell, Sister Anne, "Big Fat Ass, " "Suck my Balls"
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02:01
Season 4: Probably
Jesus sends Cartman to Mexico.
Tags: Saddam Hussein, Satan, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Jesus Christ, Bebe, Butters, Mexico, Chris, Sister Anne, Blasphemer, Timmy, Sins
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00:50
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1:09
Season 13: The Ring
Kenny probably should have kept the purity ring on.
Tags: Kenny, funeral, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Tammy Warner, penis, T.G.I. Friday's, Priest Maxi, Syphilis, B.J., purity ring