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What Scientologist Actually Believe
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.
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Scam on a Global Scale
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam
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Go Ahead, Sue Me!
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.
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Thank You For Returning
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.
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OT 9
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
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The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
Season 7: Toilet Paper
The boys are suspects and sent to Mr. Mackey for questioning.
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A Bike or Not Being Depressed
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan asks his parents for money to get help from the Scientologists, but they refuse.
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Free Personality Test
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
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Fax These Results to Los Angeles
Season 9: Trapped in the Closet
Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.
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Kyle's a Dumbass
Season 5: Super Best Friends
Stan tries to convince Kyle to leave the Blainetologists.


