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1. 00:55

   Stan Chooses Scientology

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan chooses Scientology over his friendship with the boys.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Scientology

2. 02:43

   Free Personality Test

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Dianetics, $240

3. 02:59

   What Scientologist Actually Believe

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan about the creation myth.

   Tags: Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, Church Of Scientology, Stan, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Aliens, Galactic Lord Xenu, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

4. 00:45

   OT 9

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   The head of Scientology believes Stan to be the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.

   Tags: Stan, Religion, Thetin, Church, Scientologists, L. Ron Hubbard, OT 9

5. 02:11

   Fax These Results to Los Angeles

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   Stan's E-Meter scores are shockingly high.

   Tags: Stan, Mr. Mackey, Religion, Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, E-Meter, Fetons

6. 02:02

   Go Ahead, Sue Me!

   Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

   After saying their religion is a scam, Stan welcomes a lawsuit from the Scientologists.

   Tags: Scientology, Scientologists, Stan, L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, R. Kelly, Closet, Come Out

7. 00:54

   Kyle's a Dumbass

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Stan tries to convince Kyle to leave the Blainetologists.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Religion, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Best Friend, cult

8. 02:52

   S.A.C. History

   Season 10: The Return of Chef

   The Super Adventure Club's secrets are revealed.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Chef, Religion, Scientology, molestation, Super Adventure Club

9. 01:09

   Spreading Blaine's Word

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Kyle and Cartman sell David Blaine tickets to an old woman.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Jehovah's witness, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Catholic, jew, Religion, cult, Denver, Buddhist, Mormon

10. 01:27

    A Cleansing Haircut

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys are "cleansed" at the Blainetologist Magic Camp.

    Tags: Magic Camp, cult, Butters, Haircut, Blainetology, Scientology, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Religion, Cleansed, Church, Teachings, Compound

11. 02:53

    Giant Stone Assassination

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The Super Best Friends defeat David Blaine by constructing a giant stone John Wilkes Booth.

    Tags: Jesus, Moses, Religion, Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Snow Globe, Mohammed, Krishna, Lao Tzu, Joseph Smith, Buddha, Sea Man, Assassination, David Blaine, Space Ship, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Swallow, Super Best Friends, Scientology

12. 01:27

    Scam on a Global Scale

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    The head Scientologist reveals to Stan that Scientology is a scam

    Tags: Stan, head, Religion, Scientologists, celebrity, DC-8, Xenu, Church, Money, L. Ron Hubbard

13. 01:26

    Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    Tom Cruise visits Stan.

    Tags: Stan, Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard, Closet, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Come Out, Scientology

14. 01:40

    Thank You For Returning

    Season 9: Trapped in the Closet

    The head Scientologist asks Stan to lead the Scientologists.

    Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Religion, Shelly, celebrity, John Travolta. L Ron Hubbard

15. 01:12

    David Blaine Workshop

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    The boys attend a Blainetology meeting.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Butters, Miracles, Magic Tricks, Compound, David Blaine, Blainetology