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1. 01:09

   Book Signing

   Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

   Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".

   Tags: Cartman, book, school president, Wendy, Wendy Testaburger, Stan, Glenn Beck, Butters

2. 01:06

   Sign With CAA

   Season 9: Wing

   An agent steals token from the boys.

   Tags: token, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, 200 Dollars, Don Heisman, CAA, LA, Super Awesome Talent Agency, Creative Arts Agency

3. 01:51

   Ms. Lopez Gets Signed

   Season 7: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

   BHI wants to hear more music from Ms. Lopez.

   Tags: Cartman, BHI Records, celebrity, Jennifer Lopez, record deal, Dream, Kyle, J-Lo

4. 1:25

   I Don't Want to Sign That Very Much

   Season 13: Fishsticks

   Cartman draws up legal papers so that he and Jimmy get the recognition they deserve.

   Tags: Jimmy, Cartman, Patent, joke, black widow, Flashback, gay fish

5. 00:20

   Stan's Changed

   Season 9: Die Hippie, Die

   Stan feels the mall is evil.

   Tags: Stan, stan's mom, Sharon, Guitar, Mall, Corporations, Peace Sign, Birkenstocks, Signs, Five Man Electrical Band

6. 01:55

   Super Awesome Talent Agency

   Season 9: Wing

   Token signs with the boys' Super Awesome Talent Agency.

   Tags: Cartman, token, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, celebrity, Super Awesome Talent Agency, Abe Lincoln, Eminem, Justin Timberlake

7. 00:36

   Parent's Consent

   Season 8: Up the Down Steroid

   Cartman needs a parent to sign up for the Special Olympics.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Basketball, Special Olympics, Handicapped

8. 01:20

   Getting Gay with Kids Is Not Dumb

   Season 3: Rainforest Shmainforest

   Mr. Mackey signs the boys up for "Getting Gay with Kids."

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Craig, Counselor's Office, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Getting Gay With Kids, flip off, board of directors

9. 01:27

   A Chance to Change

   Season 8: Up the Down Steroid

   Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.

   Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Special Olympics, Handicapped, Manipulate

10. 01:35

    Cartman's Registration

    Season 8: Up the Down Steroid

    Cartman signs up for the Special Olympics.

    Tags: Special Olympics, Down Syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, Timmy, Jimmy, Cartman, Cartman's Mom

11. 00:35

    German Dance

    Season 2: Chef Aid

    Elton John signs on for Chef Aid.

    Tags: Chef Aid, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, German dance, Elton John

12. 1:43

    Canada's Strike Song

    Season 12: Canada on Strike

    The citizens of Canada have had enough mocking, and are ready to sign about it.

    Tags: Stephen Abootman, strike, Canada, songs, musical, sing

13. 01:51

    The Fine Sport of Wrastling

    Season 13: W.T.F.

    The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.

    Tags: wrestling, south park elementary, Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, Jimmy, Kenny, Token, Wrestling Coach, Rad Russian, Triceratops

14. 02:09

    Trusting The Newb

    Season 10: Make Love, Not Warcraft

    Randy must find a way to sign in and give Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Mr. Marsh, mrs. marsh, World of Warcraft, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, LUVS2SPWGE, Randy, Blizzard, Emmy, video game, Sharon, Oh My God

15. 01:05

    Free Hat

    Season 6: Free Hat

    The boys offer free hats to anyone who shows up to their rally.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Tweek, Sign, Free Hat, Meditate, Mr. Tweak, Mrs.. tweak

16. 00:33

    Another Sunshine Sticker For You

    Season 13: Butters' Bottom Bitch

    The word is out and Butters' business is booming.

    Tags: Butters, Kissing Company, kisses, prostitutes, bitch, Sally Darson, little sunshine

17. 00:46

    I'm Actually an Agent

    Season 9: Wing

    Cartman tries to convince Token to stop by the office.

    Tags: token, Kenny, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Super Awesome Talent Agency

18. 01:04

    Cartman's a Ginger

    Season 9: Ginger Kids

    Cartman visits the doctor and is officially diagnosed with Gingervitus.

    Tags: Cartman, Doctor, Gingervitus, Cartman's Mom, Sun Light

19. 01:23

    What an Inspiration

    Season 7: Krazy Kripples

    Christopher Reeve stands after eating another fetus.

    Tags: Jimmy, Timmy, Crips, Gang Signs, Jimmy's Mom, Jimmy's Dad, Christopher Reeve, Fetus, Stem Cell Research, Garrison, Mr. Slave

20. 03:17

    Saving the Doll

    Season 7: Lil' Crime Stoppers

    After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.

    Tags: Cartman, Doll, Fosse, Bob, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Gunfight, Hand Signals, Gay, Gynecologist