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1. 01:20

   Blanket's Story

   Season 8: The Jeffersons

   Kyle feels bad for Blanket and tries to get the boys on his side.

   Tags: Blanket, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Laboratory, Mr. Jefferson, Bare Hands

2. 01:54

   Butters Returns

   Season 5: Butters' Very Own Episode

   Butters' parents fight over how to explain Butters' return.

   Tags: Butters, Butters' Mom, Butters' Dad, Story, Anniversary, grounded, Puerto Rican Guy, White Lies

3. 03:03

   The Legend of Scuzzlebutt

   Season 1: Volcano

   Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Campfire, Scuzzlebutt, Gin, Dirty Little Bastard, Patrick Duffy, Step By Step

4. 04:21

   Joseph Smith: Part 4

   Season 7: All About the Mormons?

   Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.

   Tags: Randy, Sharon, shelley, Stan, Religion, Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith, Song, Musical, The Game Of Life, God, Hat

5. 03:07

   Joseph Smith: Part 1

   Season 7: All About the Mormons?

   Gary's dad starts to tell Stan the story of Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism.

   Tags: Stan, Song, Jesus, Religion, Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith, Musical, God, Native Americans, Rice Krispies Squares, Church of Latter Day Saints, Jerusalem, Dumb

6. 01:25

   Loch Ness Monster

   Season 3: The Succubus

   The boys listen to Chef's dad's stories

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Optometrist, Dr. Light, Assistants, Anesthetic, Chef's Dad, Chef's Mom, Loch Ness Monster, Girl Scout, Cookies, tree fiddy

7. 01:21

   Where's Mr. Garrison?

   Season 4: Fourth Grade

   Ms. Chosondik learns the story of Mr. Garrison.

   Tags: principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, Ms. Choksondik, Garrison, Gay Pulitzer Prize, Huckleberry Finn, Gay

8. 01:12

   Growing Problem

   Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

   The news does a rather biased story on Randy.

   Tags: Randy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Skin Cancer, News 4, Kyle's dad, Bob Dole

9. 00:34

   Preview - Crime Fighting Kid

   Season 13: The Coon

   The South Park News features a story about the town's mysterious hero.

   Tags:

10. 02:39

    The Media Takes Notice

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    News 4 does a story about the boys' ladder to heaven.

    Tags: News 4, Ladder to Heaven, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Kyle's dad, kyle's mom, Jimbo, Ned, Crying, Garrison, the mayor, Alan Jackson, Song, Kenny, Dream

11. 02:10

    Treasure Cove

    Season 4: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Mark, Linda, Treasue Cove, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Carousel, Logan's Run, Children of the Corn

12. 03:01

    Drunken Barn Dance

    Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

    Cartman's mom tells him the story of how she met his father.

    Tags: Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Cat, Dad, Drunken Barn Dance, Officer Barbrady, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Passes Out, Chief Running Water, Celine Dion, Titanic, Kitty, beefy roast

13. 02:53

    Living with the Smurfs

    Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

    In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.

    Tags: morning announcements, Cartman, Wendy, Wendy Testaburger, smurfs, Butters, smurfberries, Glenn Beck

14. 02:07

    A Dickens Classic

    Season 4: Pip

    Malcolm McDowell introduces the story of Pip's origins. A true Dickens classic.

    Tags: Pip, Malcolm McDowell, Escaped Convict, South Park Classics, Charles Dickens, Yorkshire Pudding, British Person, Cliffs Notes, "Drafordshire upon Topsmart"

15. 01:44

    Cartman Tells Mom

    Season 11: Cartman Sucks

    Cartman asks his mom for help.

    Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Butters, Crying, penis, Kyle, Gay

16. 01:50

    Garrison is Dismissed

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Mayor, Garrison, Play, Indians, Pioneers, Bebe, Stan, Violent, Kathie Lee Gifford, Clyde

17. 01:06

    Sign With CAA

    Season 9: Wing

    An agent steals token from the boys.

    Tags: token, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, 200 Dollars, Don Heisman, CAA, LA, Super Awesome Talent Agency, Creative Arts Agency

18. 03:10

    Kyle's Abortion

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.

    Tags: Cartman, Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Santa, Christmas, Antichrist, Lion Cubs, Abortion, Narrator, AIDS

19. 01:01

    Human Interest Trap

    Season 4: The Tooth Fairy Tats

    Dr. Foley stages a fake newscast to lure the boys into a trap.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Hillary Clinton, Bone Marrow Transplant, Tooth Fairy, Trap, Tits, News 4

20. 1:29

    Those Aren't Ideas, They're Special FX

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode I

    The Pentagon meets with filmmakers.

    Tags: Pentagon, scientist, filmmakers, Sixth Sense, terrorist, aliens, Michael Bay, Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan, werewolves from the future