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1. 01:57

   New Student

   Season 11: The Snuke

   Cartman suspects the new student is a terrorist.

   Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Bahir, Recess, Muslim, Terrorist, 24, Butters

2. 01:32

   4 Rating

   Season 8: Quest for Ratings

   Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.

   Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, token, Kyle, Media, Craig, Students, south park elementary

3. 01:05

   The New Kid

   Season 7: All About the Mormons?

   Gary, a transfer student from Utah, arrives in the boys' class.

   Tags: Garrison, New Student, Gary, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Religion, Kenny, School

4. 1:01

   I Misinterpreted the Rules

   Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

   The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.

   Tags: Eric Cartmanez, Cartman, Troubled Kid, Denver Schools, parody, How Do I Reach These Kids, football

5. 1:39

   How White Girls Cheat

   Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

   One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.

   Tags: Eric Cartmanez, Cartman, Denver Schools, football, cheat, parody, How Do I Reach These Kids, Catholic, Abortion

6. 01:58

   Walkout Against The War

   Season 7: I'm a Little Bit Country

   The students partake in a walkout, protesting the war in Iraq.

   Tags: Cartman, Mr. Slave, Mr. Garrison, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Mr. Mackey, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Mr.. mccormick, Mr. Marsh

7. 00:52

   History Lesson

   Season 4: Chef Goes Nanners

   Jimbo educates the students on the importance of maintaining the flag.

   Tags: Jimbo, Ned, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, History, Guns

8. 00:28

   Hey Guys, Check This Out!

   Season 4: Fat Camp

   College students watch Kenny humiliate himself for money.

   Tags: Kenny, University of Colorado, Go Buffaloes, College, Dorm, Video, port-o-potty, Construction Worker, Shit, face

9. 1:01

   Canadian Appreciation Day

   Season 12: Canada on Strike

   The students of South Park Elementary learn about Canadian Appreciation Day.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Ike, Mr. Mackey, Canada, Stephen Abootman

10. 1:26

    Amazing Test Scores

    Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

    The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.

    Tags: Eric Cartmanez, Cartman, Troubled Kid, parody, standardized test, cheat, How Do I Reach These Kids

11. 01:52

    Token is Rich

    Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

    The students give Token a guilt trip about his rich family.

    Tags: Butters, Ms. Choksondik, Cartman, Class Projects, token, Stan, Kyle, Rich, Volcano, J-Mart

12. 02:27

    Third Grade Memories

    Season 4: Fourth Grade

    The students decide they want to time-travel back to the third grade.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Garrison, Craig, Clyde, Nerds, time travel, Wheelchair, Star Trek, Song

13. 01:17

    Legal Problems

    Season 3: Sexual Harassment Panda

    Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.

    Tags: Cartman, Pip, Mr. Mackey, Tweek, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Clyde, principal victoria, Craig, Wendy

14. 02:02

    Welcome Marjorine

    Season 9: Marjorine

    Mrs. Garrison introduces the class to Marjorine.

    Tags: Mrs. Garrison, Butters, Bebe, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Marjorine, snootch

15. 01:21

    Nice

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Kyle tries t get the police to help.

    Tags: Park County Police Station, Kyle, sex, police

16. 01:28

    Debate 2004

    Season 8: Douche and Turd

    Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Debate.

    Tags: Jim Lehrer, Politics, Giant Douche, Turd Sandwich, Debate, Cartman

17. 01:09

    Timmy Gets in Trouble

    Season 4: Timmy 2000

    Timmy's disability gives him trouble in class.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Garrison, Cartman, Wendy, Timmy, Disabled, Retarded

18. 2:30

    Keep It Out Of My Hallway, Brah

    Season 10: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    Ike and his Kindergarten teacher make their love a real thing by some nice teacher-student montaging. Just watch out for the Dawg.

    Tags: Cartman, Ms. Stevenson, Ike, sex, Back to School, REO Speedwagon, Dog the Bounty Hunter

19. 1:30

    Say Hi to Gary

    Season 7: All About the Mormons?

    A new Mormon student named Gary joins the class to the delight of Mr. Garrison. Unfortunately, the boys have no love, and vow to beat his ass on the playground.

    Tags: Garrison, Gary, Mormon, Back to School, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Collection

20. 1:14

    Screw you guys, I’m going Home Schooled

    Season 3: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

    A new Home Schooled student joins the class. After he upstages the rest of the 3rd graders, Cartman vows to be home schooled as well.

    Tags: Back to School, Cartman, Garrison, Stan