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1. 00:50

   Randy Sucks!

   Season 11: Guitar Queer-O

   Randy sneaks a game of Guitar Hero, only to learn he sucks.

   Tags: Randy, Wayward Son, Kansas, Guitar Hero, video game, Underwear, Night

2. 02:55

   Great At Sucking

   Season 9: The Losing Edge

   The boys can't lose because the other teams have been practicing how to suck.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cousin Kyle, Baseball, Colorado State, Little League Championship, Bat Dad

3. 00:40

   Suck My Balls, 20

   Season 4: Fat Camp

   Cartman has been smuggling junk food into fat camp.

   Tags: dr. doctor, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Garrison, kyle's mom, Timmy, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Cartman's Mom

4. 00:40

   Suck My Balls, 20

   Season 4: Fat Camp

   Cartman has been smuggling junk food into fat camp.

   Tags: Skinny Cartman, Bike, Fat Camp, Cartman, Bigger cut, scam, smuggle, Suck My Balls

5. 02:19

   Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls

   Season 10: Go God Go XII

   Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.

   Tags: Buck Rogers, Atheist, United Atheist Alliance, United Atheist League, attack, Otter, Cartman, Kyle, Crank Prank Time Phone, K-10, Robot, Dog, KIT-9

6. 1:45

   Well, That Sucks

   Season 13: Pinewood Derby

   The people of Earth find out the truth behind the stolen space cash.

   Tags: Randy, Stan, Baby Fark McGee-zax, Kevirn, space cash, warp speed, intergalactic police, banned

7. 03:02

   Skiing Sucks

   Season 6: Asspen

   Stan beats Tad.

   Tags: Race, K-13, Tad, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Ike, Cuts Down Tree, Announcer, Thumper, Hamsters, Breasts, Stan Wins, Heather, A-Ha, Take on Me, Kuato

8. 01:48

   Boobs Suck

   Season 6: Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

   The boys' primitive behavior makes Bebe hate her boobs.

   Tags: Bebe, Bebe's Mom, Cartman, Craig, Kyle, Stan, Boobs, 2001, Planet of the Apes, suicide, Space Shuttle, Crash

9. 1:11

   Suck On That, Hollis!

   Season 13: Pinewood Derby

   The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.

   Tags: Randy, Stan, Hollis, race, pinewood derby, warp speed, Emmett

10. 1:15

    We Suck So Hard

    Season 12: Britney's New Look

    Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Britney Spears, doctor, paparazzi, celebrity

11. 03:02

    Suck My Culo, Chica

    Season 7: Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    J-Lo and Ben Affleck show up at South Park Elementary.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Garrison, Butters, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, BHI, Mr. Slave, J-Lo, Ben Affleck

12. 1:22

    Suck My Jaggon

    Season 7: Cancelled

    Joozian Network Heads go out partying all night with the boys.

    Tags: dirtiest, Collection, Joozian, aliens, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman

13. 01:56

    Suck My Fat One

    Season 6: Fun with Veal

    The parents can't get the boys to release the baby cows.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, baby cows, Butters' Parents, sweet Jesus, Mrs. Stotch, Mr. Stotch, kyle's mom, Stan's Dad

14. 01:19

    Suck It Out of a Hose

    Season 6: The Simpsons Already Did It

    The boys prepare a larger amount of the semen/Sea People mixture. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.

    Tags: Butters, Professor Chaos, Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Springfield, Qwik-E-Mart, Mrs. Crabtree, Garrison, Chef, Simpsons, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek

15. 1:28

    Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

    Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

    It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.

    Tags: Collection, Rod Stewart, Y2K, Cartman, Stan, Kyle

16. 01:05

    Carrot Top Sucks

    Season 2: City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

    Mrs. Crabtree heckles Carrot Top.

    Tags: Mrs. Crabtree, Roofies, Carrot Top, Robert DeNiro, Barney, comedy club, pauly shore

17. 01:21

    Planetariums Suck Ass

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Cartman saves the day by venting his frustration on the plane-arium machine.

    Tags: Planetarium, Dr. Adams, Nurse Gollum, Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kicks Machine, Star Trek, William Shatner

18. 01:03

    Larry King Show

    Season 7: Krazy Kripples

    Christopher Reeve sucks a fetus on The Larry King Show.

    Tags: Larry King, Christopher Reeve, Stem Cell Research, Fetus, drinks, Suck

19. 02:23

    I AM NEVER SUCKING YOUR BALLS!

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Kyle gives a speech and Al Gore messes it up.

    Tags: Cartman, Washington, Pentagon, CIA, Project Imagination Doorway, Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Real, General, Kyle, Al Gore, Nuke, Missile, Manbearpig, Balls, Suck My Balls

20. 01:52

    Denied Fireworks

    Season 2: Summer Sucks

    With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.

    Tags: kevin, Pip, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Fireworks, M-80's, Peanuts, Mr. Kitty