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1. 00:56

   Cartman Wins the Talent Show

   Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

   Cartman wins the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show.

   Tags: Cheesy Poofs Contest, Cartman, Wins, Newscast, Newscaster, Planetarium, Ricardo Montalban, Dr. Adams, News 4, Tom

2. 01:27

   A Hard Routine

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Jimmy makes it to the talent show just in time.

   Tags: Ike, Garrison, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Jimmy, Erection, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Talent Show, terrific audience, Standup Comedy

3. 00:27

   Free Bread

   Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

   Cartman tricks a poor girl into leaving the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callbacks.

   Tags: Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Mrs. Cartman, Waiting Room, Poor Girl, Picking nose, Cheesy poofs, Talent Show

4. 01:18

   Bathroom Retreat

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.

   Tags: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Jimmy, Butters, Bathroom, Erection, Standup Comedy, Talent Show, Virgin Mary, south park elementary

5. 01:32

   Painful Memories

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Kathie Lee Gifford, Talent Show, Song, Choreography, Carnival Cruise Lines, If They Could See Me Now

6. 01:47

   Hot Pursuit

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Jimmy chases after Nut Gobbler and her pimp.

   Tags: Jimmy, Nut Gobbler, Q Money, The Goth Kids, Open Arms, Journey, piano, Talent Show, Stan, Kyle

7. 00:59

   It Sneezes Milk

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Butters gives Jimmy advice on what to do about his erections.

   Tags: Butters, Jimmy, Erection, Advice, Talent Show, penis, vagina, Sneezes Milk, Tummy, Loo Loo Loo

8. 01:49

   Off To Colfax Point

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Barbrady tells Jimmy about Colfax Point.

   Tags: Garrison, Jimmy, Officer Barbrady, Talent Show, penis, Hard, vagina, Colfax Point, Erection

9. 01:08

   Jimmy's Nightmare

   Season 9: Erection Day

   Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.

   Tags: Jimmy, Garrison, Erection, Nightmare, south park elementary, Dream, Talent Show, Martha Stewart, Vatican, Pope, standup, comedy

10. 00:56

    The White Hitch

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Cartman will help Jimmy get laid.

    Tags: Red, Jimmy, Cartman, penis, vagina, Laid, Date, Italian Food, Talent Show, Hitch, Will Smith

11. 01:43

    Buca di Faggoncini

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Cartman helps Jimmy wine and dine Shauna.

    Tags: Shauna, Jimmy, Cartman, Buca di Faggoncini, Date, Italian Restaurant, Good Listener, penis, vagina, Talent Show

12. 00:44

    Nut Gobbler

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Jimmy picks up Nut Gobbler at Colfax Point.

    Tags: Colfax Point, Jimmy, Nut Gobbler, Prostitute, sex, Voice Over, Raging Hard-on, Talent Show

13. 01:30

    Stage Fright

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Jimmy chases Nut Gobbler and Q Money on foot.

    Tags: Garrison, Butters, Nut Gobbler, Q Money, Chase, Erection, Prostitute, Pimp, Talent Show, Loo Loo Loo

14. 01:58

    Ho-Tel

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Jimmy rescues Nut Gobbler and finally gets laid.

    Tags: Cartman, Nut Gobbler, Q Money, Ho-Tel, Jimmy, Scarface, Talent Show, Lift Us Up Where We Belong, Joe Cocker, Jennifer Warnes

15. 01:38

    Pimp Problems

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Nut Gobbler's pimp interrupts their dinner.

    Tags: Jimmy, Buca di Faggoncini, Prostitute, Pimp, Nut Gobbler, Infected Urinary Tract, Tampon, pee hole, Talent Show, Q Money

16. 01:58

    Haiku

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Cartman brags about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Twig, Haiku, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Poem, discharge, cheesy poof, callback

17. 01:15

    He Works Hard for the Money

    Season 2: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

    Cartman performs his Cheesy Poofs Talent Show callback.

    Tags: Cheesy Poofs Contest, Cartman, Cartman's Mom, She Works Hard For The Money, Moonwalk, Mrs. Cartman, Donna Summers

18. 01:37

    Doctor Pal

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.

    Tags: Jimmy, Dr. Pal, Mr. Mackey, Erection, School, Counselor, kiss, Boner, growing up, Jimmy's Dad, Jimmy's Mom

19. 02:15

    The King of Pop is Crowned

    Season 13: Dead Celebrities

    Michael Jackson's spirit wins the Tiny Miss Pageant and all the dead celebrities are finally set free.

    Tags: The Tiny Miss Pageant, beauty pageant, Cartman, Ike, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Michael Jackson, hell, Judge