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1. 00:51

   Motivational Talks

   Season 6: Jared Has Aides

   Cartman motivates Butters' workout, as the aides give Jared a pep talk.

   Tags: Butters, Cartman, Gym, Jared, Aides, AIDS, Regret, Cheesy poofs, Motivation

2. 01:20

   Kyle Talks to Luke Skywalker

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

   Kyle talks to Jesus, Hercules, Superman, Luke Skywalker, Captain Crunch...

   Tags: Kyle, Lincoln Monument, Government, imaginary, imaginationland, Jesus, Stan, Luke Skywalker, Superman, Hercules, God, Captain Crunch

3. 01:55

   Stan's Pep Talk

   Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

   Stan motivates his dad to keep working.

   Tags: Kyle, Stan, Randy, Monster, Scooby Doo, Wrath of Kahn, Star Trek, Day Dream, Montage

4. 1:04

   Obama's Not Talking About You!

   Season 12: About Last Night...

   Thanks to Obama, Randy can finally tell his boss what he really thinks.

   Tags: Barack Obama, Randy, Stan, Kyle, Fight

5. 1:24

   There's No Talking To This Guy

   Season 12: Pandemic

   Even on their way to Peru, Craig continues to be a dick.

   Tags: Craig, dick, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny

6. 1:26

   Do We Really Need All This Potty Talk?

   Season 12: Breast Cancer Show Ever

   Wendy tries to give a presentation on breast cancer, but Cartman can't get his mind off the killer titties.

   Tags: Butters, Garrison, Wendy, Cartman, Breast Cancer, Boobs, Clyde, titties

7. 01:53

   The Same Blood

   Season 5: The Entity

   Kyle is puzzled over how he can possibly be related to his cousin Kyle.

   Tags: Mr. Broflovski, Mrs. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Kyle, Cousin Kyle, Ike, Talk, Down Comforter, Humidifier

8. 01:18

   Jambu Speaks

   Season 9: Free Willzyx

   Kyle thinks Jambu the whale is talking to him.

   Tags: Kyle, Sea Park, Whale, Rocket Ships

9. 00:48

   Media Coverage

   Season 1: Death

   The boys talk about Grandpa on television.

   Tags: News 4, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, talk show, Terrance and Phillip, protest, kyle's mom, explosive diarrhea

10. 01:23

    Sergeant Yates at Home

    Season 8: The Jeffersons

    Sergeant Yates' wife talks him out of quitting the force.

    Tags: celebrity, police, O.J. Simpson, Pep Talk, Rich Black Guy

11. 00:29

    Cops

    Season 2: Chickenlover

    Officer Barbrady talks to the "Cops" cameras.

    Tags: Officer Barbrady, police, Avenue de los Mexicanos, Podunk little town, Cops

12. 01:03

    I See Dead Celebrities

    Season 13: Dead Celebrities

    Ike talks with his psychiatrist about his secret.

    Tags: psychiatrist, Ike, Ghosts, Ed McMahon

13. 01:33

    That Was No Fluke Crap

    Season 11: More Crap

    Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.

    Tags: Randy, Jimbo, Kenny's Dad, Kyle's dad, Butters' Dad, Redneck, crap, The King of Kong, Bono

14. 1:18

    Defend Castle Sunshine

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Kyle talks to Stan using his imagination.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Washington DC Memorial Hospital, gum drop forest, Strawberry Shortcake, Castle Sunshine, Butters, Santa

15. 01:10

    Nelson's Parents

    Season 10: Stanley's Cup

    Nelson's parents ask Stan to talk to Nelson.

    Tags: Stan, Pee Wee, Hockey, practice, cancer, Death, Coach, Nelson

16. 01:00

    Change Blankets

    Season 8: The Jeffersons

    The boys replace Blanket with a talking Kenny.

    Tags: Cartman, Mr. Jefferson, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Blanket, Michael Jackson, Mask, Plastic Surgery

17. 01:17

    The Knights Of Standards And Practices

    Season 5: It Hits the Fan

    Chef and the boys talk to the Sorcerer at the Excalibur Casino.

    Tags: Must Shit TV, The Drew Carey Show, Excalibur, Chef, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Sorcerer, Knights Of Standards And Practices

18. 01:53

    Santa's Fortress of Solitude

    Season 6: Red Sleigh Down

    The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus.

    Tags: Mr. Hankey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Santa, Jimmy, Iraq, Fortress Of Solitude, Elf, The Poo-Choo Express, underpants gnomes

19. 01:45

    The Last Thing I Want Is More Kids

    Season 5: Behind The Blow

    Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillip

    Tags: Dressing Room, Terrance, groupies, Fat Groupie, Environment, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Earth Day, Phillip, Toronto

20. 01:53

    That Guy With The Really Big Head

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Ms. Choksondik, Sexual Education, Lesson Plan, First boyfriend, super bowl bet, captain of the football team, head got bigger