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1. 0:59

   Concert Tickets and Condoms

   Season 13: The Ring

   Kenny gets ready for his big night out with Tammy with some Jonas Brothers tickets and condoms.

   Tags: Kenny, Tickets, Jonas Brothers, condoms, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, B.J., big mamba

2. 01:35

   SUV Tickets

   Season 10: Smug Alert

   Kyle's dad gives out tickets to people with SUVs.

   Tags: Mr. Broflovski, Mr. Marsh, Environment, Kyle, Ike, Stan, Jimbo, SUV. Smug, farts

3. 01:19

   Need the Ticket Stub

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The boys realize that Kenny, who died, had the ticket stub they need to claim a five-minute candy shopping spree.

   Tags: Lolly's Candy Shop, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Ticket Stub, Kenny, Ticking Clock, Prize, Flashback

4. 1:10

   3 Tickets to the North Pole

   Season 12: Britney's New Look

   The boys decide to take Britney to the only place she can be free of the media, the North Pole.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Britney Spears, doctor, reporters, paparazzi, North Pole, Train Station, Disguise, Ticket

5. 01:32

   Ticket Slave

   Season 5: Behind The Blow

   The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.

   Tags: Kenny, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Television, Terrance and Phillip, Mechanics, Environment Fart, Punky Brewster, Auto Garage

6. 00:43

   We Don't Take Pubes

   Season 5: Scott Tenorman Must Die

   Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Movie, Tickets, Buy, Pubes, racist, Asshole, Movie Theater Guy

7. 00:24

   Population Problem

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Cartman's list of expenses is growing, and so is the park's population.

   Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Crowds, Tickets, Security Guard

8. 01:00

   Bike Towed

   Season 10: Stanley's Cup

   Stan's bike gets towed because of overdue tickets.

   Tags: Stan, Paperboy, Paper Route, South Park Gazette, Newspaper, Bike

9. 01:15

   Three's a Crowd

   Season 5: Cartmanland

   Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.

   Tags: Cartmanland, Cartman, Butters, Clyde, Tickets, Security Guard, Line, Maintenance Person

10. 02:09

    What's Tourette's

    Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

    Cartman finds his golden ticket, Tourette's Syndrome.

    Tags: Cartman, toy store, Tourette's Syndrome, Song, Golden Ticket, Willy Wonka

11. 01:52

    Best Friend or Son?

    Season 10: Tsst

    When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.

    Tags: Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Cesar Millan, Dog Whisperer, Tickets, Madame Butterfly, Leaves, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mega Ranger

12. 01:53

    Earth Day Brainwashing Festival

    Season 5: Behind The Blow

    Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Terrance and Phillip, Tickets, Butters, Ms. Choksondik, Environment, Earth Day, Earth Day Brainwashing Festival

13. 02:07

    Danger Or No

    Season 2: Not Without My Anus

    Terrance and Phillip buy ticket to Iran.

    Tags: Terrance and Phillip, Celine Dion, Ugly Bob, Airport, Scott, Saddam Hussein, Canadian National Anthem, Canadians, Iran

14. 00:56

    Kenny's Remains

    Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

    The boys go to Kenny's house to try and find the ticket stub.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny's Dad, Kenny's Mom, Kenny's Remains, Urn, Cremation, Teapot

15. 01:09

    Spreading Blaine's Word

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    Kyle and Cartman sell David Blaine tickets to an old woman.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Jehovah's witness, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Catholic, jew, Religion, cult, Denver, Buddhist, Mormon

16. 01:27

    Kyle Sees The Passion

    Season 8: The Passion of the Jew

    Kyle watches in horror as Jesus suffers onscreen.

    Tags: Kyle, Jesus, Religion, Movie Theater, Mel Gibson, The Passion of the Christ, vomit, Movie Theater Guy

17. 01:02

    I Don't Know You!

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Tweek is freaked out about getting abducted.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Movie, Men in Black 2, Ticket Taker Man, Train Tracks, Paralyzed

18. 1:05

    The Path To Adventure

    Season 13: Fatbeard

    Cartman's pirate crew has some second thoughts about setting sail.

    Tags: Cartman, Captain Cartman, pirate club, Butters, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, Clyde, Ike, Kevin Stoley, airport

19. 00:54

    Joining Forces

    Season 7: South Park Is Gay

    Kyle and Garrison agree to kill the "Queer Eye" guys together.

    Tags: Kyle, Train, New York, knife, Gay, Garrison, Mr. Slave, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

20. 01:09

    Holy Shit!

    Season 5: It Hits the Fan

    The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, The Lion King, Cartman, Cop Drama, Marketing Ploy, Sand in Vagina, Terrance and Phillip, Censorship