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1. 00:43

   Towel Call

   Season 5: Towelie

   The boys find Towelie by talking about water.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Search, Towel Call

2. 01:24

   Paper Towels and a Knife

   Season 10: Tsst

   Cartman attempts to murder his mother.

   Tags: Cartman's Mom, Cartman, murder, vomit

3. 01:22

   A Towel's Ransom

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Government, Okama Gamesphere, Ransom, Towelie, Military, Bus Stop

4. 00:38

   Military Failure

   Season 5: Towelie

   With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

   Tags: Military, soldiers, Towel, Tynacorp, Colorado, Towelie

5. 00:28

   Towelie Merchandise

   Season 5: Towelie

   A Towelie merchandise commercial.

   Tags: Commercial, Live Action, Towelie, Merchandise, T-Shirt, Towel, Selling Out

6. 00:56

   Mass Towelicide

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.

   Tags: Military, Towels, Locker Room, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Guns

7. 01:41

   High on Larry King Live

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Geraldo accuses Towelie of being a towel on "Larry King Live."

   Tags: Larry King, Towelie, Geraldo Rivera, Racism, Oprah, High, Minge, Asshole

8. 1:59

   Welcome To The Party, Boys

   Season 5: Towelie

   While trying to get their Gamesphere back, the boys wind up in the middle of an alien, towel, fake military free-for-all.

   Tags: Towelie, military, alien, Okama Gamesphere, Tynacorp, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman

9. 02:54

   Towelie Goes on Oprah

   Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

   Towelie's memoir is published once he pretends he's a person, not a towel. He goes on "Oprah."

   Tags: Towelie, Oprah, Drugs

10. 01:37

    Worst Character Ever

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys escape and get back to South Park alive.

    Tags: Stan, Drugs, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Okama Gamesphere, Marijuana, Joint, Popeye

11. 01:22

    Getting High Before Oprah

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Oprah calls Towelie and invites him back on the show to defend himself.

    Tags: Towelie, Racism, Oprah, Drugs

12. 01:59

    Finding What's Important

    Season 5: Towelie

    The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Towelie, Military, Drugs, Tynacorp, Video Games, Aliens, Bong, Okama Gamesphere

13. 01:00

    Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.

    Tags: gas masks, Lock, Afghanistan, Tweek, Ms. Choksondik, Cartman, Wendy, Towel heads, afghan people, send a dollar, sand monkeys, chocolate milk

14. 01:38

    Towelie the Waiter

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie gets fired, gets high, and decides to write his memoir.

    Tags: Drugs, Towelie, P.F. Chang's

15. 01:52

    Best Friend or Son?

    Season 10: Tsst

    When Cartman's mom realizes Cesar isn't her friend, she begins to regress immediately.

    Tags: Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Cesar Millan, Dog Whisperer, Tickets, Madame Butterfly, Leaves, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Mega Ranger

16. 01:10

    The White Swallow

    Season 5: Butters' Very Own Episode

    Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.

    Tags: Butters, White Swallow Bath House, Gay, Garrison, Butters' Dad, sex, Masturbation, Wiener, Sonique

17. 01:29

    Come Sail Away

    Season 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

    Chef and the boys take Dr. Mephesto to the hospital.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Chef, Dr. Mephesto, Hell's Pass Hospital, Styx, Come Sail Away, Meredith Baxter Birney

18. 02:09

    Towelie the Writer

    Season 10: A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie gets rejected, gets high, and decides to edit his memoir so he seems to be a person.

    Tags: Towelie, Drugs

19. 02:36

    Bad Clones

    Season 5: Towelie

    The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Towelie, Military, Lab, Tynacorp, Genetic Testing, Clones

20. 01:49

    Tynacorp

    Season 5: Towelie

    The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.

    Tags: Tynacorp, Towelie, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Okama Gamesphere, Military, TNA, WMD