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1. 01:50

   Randy Goes to Washington

   Season 11: With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

   Randy gets a bill passed in the Senate banning the term "Nigger Guy".

   Tags: randy marsh, Skeeter, News 4, police, Capital, Senator, Rednecks, n-word, Michael Richards, Mark Furman, The Senate, Tom

2. 1:19

   Heating Up Washington

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Through a touching rendition of "Heat of the Moment", Cartman is able to convince our government to support stem cell research.

   Tags: Collection, Cartman, United States Government, Heat of the Moment, The Senate

3. 00:53

   The Confederate Demands

   Season 3: The Red Badge of Gayness

   The Confederates march to Washington, D.C.

   Tags: Jimbo, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, grandpa, Washington D.C., Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Marisa Tomei

4. 0:26

   That Information is Classified

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode II

   Cartman calls the Pentagon looking for Kyle.

   Tags: Cartman, Washington, Pentagon, CIA, Project Imagination Doorway, 1960's, secret government project, Rambo

5. 01:57

   Look Retards...

   Season 8: AWESOM-O

   The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.

   Tags: Cartman, AWESOM-O, Army, Mr. Scientist, Movie Studio, Washington, Asswipe, Colorado, Developed Consciousness

6. 01:25

   Leprecons Are Real Goddammit!

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

   Cartman breaks into the Pentagon again.

   Tags: Cartman, Washington, Pentagon, CIA, Project Imagination Doorway, Jesus, Imagination Doorway, Star gate, Real, General

7. 00:53

   Reflecting Pool of Death

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   The Blainetologists begin their mass suicide in Washington, D.C.

   Tags: Washington D.C., David Blaine, Mass Suicide, Lincoln Memorial, White House, Cartman, Kyle, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Blaintology, That's My Bush, Plastic Bubble

8. 00:52

   Afterlife Plan

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Blaintology was refused tax-exempt status, so they are going to Washington for a mass suicide.

   Tags: Blainetology, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Mass Suicide, Religion, Tax-Exempt Status, Afterlife, cult

9. 01:55

   Upstaged By Bono

   Season 11: More Crap

   Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.

   Tags: Washington, D.C., EFSM, Randy, Sharon, Stan, shelley, Bono, The King of Kong, crap

10. 01:34

    Emancipating Lincoln

    Season 5: Super Best Friends

    David Blaine animates the statue of Abraham Lincoln, which begins destroying Washington, D.C.

    Tags: David Blaine, Jesus, Super Best Friends, Religion, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Sea Man, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Abraham Lincoln, Cartman

11. 02:23

    I AM NEVER SUCKING YOUR BALLS!

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Kyle gives a speech and Al Gore messes it up.

    Tags: Cartman, Washington, Pentagon, CIA, Project Imagination Doorway, Imagination Doorway, Stargate, Real, General, Kyle, Al Gore, Nuke, Missile, Manbearpig, Balls, Suck My Balls

12. 1:03

    Bailout!

    Season 13: Margaritaville

    Stan finally figures out just how our treasury system works.

    Tags: Stan, chicken, bailouts, treasury, Washington, Dead, margaritaville, 90 trillion dollars

13. 1:13

    90 Trillion Dollars

    Season 13: Margaritaville

    Stan finally gets close to a refund for his Margaritaville.

    Tags: treasury, margaritaville, refund, Blood, return, Stan, 90 trillion dollars

14. 00:34

    To Be Continued...

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode I

    Cartman hitchhikes to DC.

    Tags: Cartman, truck, Trucker, Kyle, Washington DC, D.C., Rambo, Sylvester Stallone

15. 2:32

    The Greatest Thief Club In The World

    Season 12: About Last Night...

    President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.

    Tags: Barack Obama, John McCain, Hope Diamond, Boom Baby, heist, Smithsonian

16. 01:25

    With Extra Nuts

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Cartman tries to make Kyle suck his balls in the hospital.

    Tags: Washington DC Memorial Hospital, Voices, Stan, Cartman, Suck My Balls, leprechaun, Pentagon, sundae, hot fudge, whip cream, cherry, my balls, pope hat, camera, Nuke, portal

17. 01:48

    South Carolina Joins the Battle

    Season 3: The Red Badge of Gayness

    The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.

    Tags: Cartman, Jimbo, Stan, Kyle, grandpa, National Guard, South Carolina, Map, Fort Sumter, Jagerminz

18. 1:18

    Defend Castle Sunshine

    Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

    Kyle talks to Stan using his imagination.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Washington DC Memorial Hospital, gum drop forest, Strawberry Shortcake, Castle Sunshine, Butters, Santa