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1. 01:01

   Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Cartman sees the Weight Gain 4000 commercial and sends his mom to buy some.

   Tags: Cartman, Commercial, Beefcake, Cartman's Mom, Jesus and Pals, Weight Gain 4000, 90 Pound Weakling, Cheesy poofs

2. 01:09

   94 Pound Beefcake

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.

   Tags: Weight Gain 4000, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Bus Stop, Nightmare, If They Could See Me Now, Beefcake

3. 00:45

   Kathie Lee is Coming

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   The Mayor talks to her aides about Kathie Lee's arrival.

   Tags: Mayor, Kathie Lee Gifford, Chef, Sweatshop

4. 00:39

   Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Television, Dolphins, Eskimos, Cheesy poofs, Igloos

5. 01:50

   Garrison is Dismissed

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.

   Tags: Mayor, Garrison, Play, Indians, Pioneers, Bebe, Stan, Violent, Kathie Lee Gifford, Clyde

6. 00:40

   Buying a Gun

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Mr. Garrison buys a gun from Jimbo's gun store.

   Tags: Jimbo, Garrison, Taxi Driver, Jimbo's Guns, Gun, Robert DeNiro

7. 00:45

   Finding the Truth

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Wendy finds Cartman's essay, then learns of Mr. Garrison's plans.

   Tags: Wendy, Garrison, Cartman's Essay, Gun, Dolphins, Igloos, Mr. Hat, Kathie Lee Gifford

8. 01:31

   Must Stop Garrison

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.

   Tags: Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Gun, Beefcake, Book Depository, Television

9. 01:45

   Serenading Kathie Lee

   Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

   Chef sings a song of love, and lust, to Kathie Lee.

   Tags: Kathie Lee Gifford, Motorcade, Popemobile, Garrison, Mayor, Chef, Song, God Bless

10. 02:19

    Essay Contest Winner

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Rainbows, Garrison, Wendy, Mr. Hat, Essay Contest, Television, Kathie Lee Gifford

11. 00:45

    Chef's Excited

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Cartman, Wendy, Chef, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Kathie Lee Gifford, Essay Contest, Hitler, Cafeteria

12. 00:58

    The Mayor's Announcement

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Mayor, Kathie Lee Gifford, Cartman, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Wendy, Classroom, Play, Television

13. 00:53

    Wendy Wants the Truth

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Cartman gets fatter as Wendy plans to get the truth about his paper.

    Tags: Weight Gain 4000, Mr. Hat, Garrison, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Kathie Lee Gifford, Fat Ass

14. 01:32

    Painful Memories

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Mr. Garrison remembers losing a talent show to Kathie Lee.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Kathie Lee Gifford, Talent Show, Song, Choreography, Carnival Cruise Lines, If They Could See Me Now

15. 03:25

    Missed Shots

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.

    Tags: Wendy, Officer Barbrady, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Mayor, Kathie Lee Gifford, Walden, Henry David Thoreau

16. 01:01

    Follow Your Dreams

    Season 1: Weight Gain 4000

    Cartman winds up on Geraldo for being incredibly obese.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Cartman, Chef, Kathie Lee Gifford, Mental Institution, Beefcake, Dreams, Geraldo Rivera

17. 01:03

    Fattening Up Butters

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    Butters eats until he vomits, and then eats that.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Chef, puke, Marriage, Weight Gain, Kenny, Tragedy

18. 01:28

    City Wok Scam

    Season 6: Jared Has Aides

    The boys nominate Butters to gain weight so he can lose it again by eating City Wok.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, City Wok, Weight Loss, Weight Gain, Song, Jared