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1. 01:24

   A Woman with Fire

   Season 10: Go God Go

   Richard Dawkins asks Mrs. Garrison out on a date.

   Tags: Garrison, Richard Dawkins, principal victoria, Classroom, Admire, Date, Sex Change

2. 02:23

   Ms. Old Romanian Woman

   Season 4: Quintuplets

   The Marsh's agree to take in the Romanian Contorting Quintuplets.

   Tags: Sharon Marsh, randy marsh, Grandpa Marsh, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Mrs. Vladchick

3. 01:55

   When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...

   Season 6: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

   The boys' parents try to explain the porno movie to Token.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Craig, Jimmy, Filmore, Stan's Dad, stan's mom, Lord of the Rings, Cartman's Mom, Token's Dad, Token's Mom, token, Porno, Back Door Sluts 9

4. 01:16

   Winning Guitar Hero?

   Season 11: Guitar Queer-O

   Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero.

   Tags: Cartman, Craig, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Basketball, Guitar Hero, video game, Woman, Wolfmother

5. 01:09

   Spreading Blaine's Word

   Season 5: Super Best Friends

   Kyle and Cartman sell David Blaine tickets to an old woman.

   Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Jehovah's witness, David Blaine, Blainetology, Scientology, Catholic, jew, Religion, cult, Denver, Buddhist, Mormon

6. 02:15

   Les Bos is Saved

   Season 11: D-Yikes!

   Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman.

   Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Xerxes, Les Bos, School

7. 01:23

   Vagainaplasty

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.

   Tags: Garrison, Vagainaplasty, vagina, penis, Balls, surgery, Sex Change, Woman, Transsexual

8. 01:58

   Another Combustion

   Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

   A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.

   Tags: Randy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Religion, Bible, Jesus

9. 02:40

   My Scrotum!

   Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

   Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.

   Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Dr. Biber, Security Guard, Kyle, Coach, Basketball, Mr. Broflovski, Dolphin, Balls, knees, Policeman, explode, Kyle's dad, Jewfin

10. 1:47

    I Think We Might Have Screwed Up Royal

    Season 13: Eat, Pray, Queef

    A new law marks a victory for the men, but it doesn't feel right.

    Tags: Sharon, Shelly, Randy, Stan, law

11. 00:42

    "Witness To Denial"

    Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

    "Witness To Denial" isn't what Stan expected.

    Tags: South Park Film Festival, witness to denial, Stan, Wendy Testaburger, Lesbians, lilith fair

12. 00:47

    Put That Fetus to Good Use

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman's paying for unwanted children.

    Tags: Cartman, pregnant woman, Abortion, Fetus, Ban, Stem Cell Research, Alder Labs, Aborted Medical Bill, Unplanned Parenthood

13. 1:40

    Eek!

    Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

    Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.

    Tags: Garrison, penises, Italian Restaurant, songs, police, parody, Eek!

14. 00:56

    Mass Towelicide

    Season 5: Towelie

    The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.

    Tags: Military, Towels, Locker Room, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Guns

15. 01:42

    Mung

    Season 3: World Wide Recorder Concert (The Brown Noise)

    The boys challenge the New Yorkers' vocabulary

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, New Yorkers, mung, queef, redneckasitis, Concert, Yoko Ono, pregnant woman

16. 1:18

    I Deserve a Penis!

    Season 12: Eek, A Penis!

    Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.

    Tags: Garrison, Stan, penises, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Kyle, Cartman, Classroom

17. 01:25

    Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out

    Season 9: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

    Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.

    Tags: Garrison, Abortion, Doctor, Knocked Up, Period, scramble brains, vacuum, quiffe, Pregnant, ovaries, mutilated penis, Planned Parenthood

18. 01:46

    The Foley Family

    Season 9: Ginger Kids

    Kyle and Stan visit the Foley family to learn about gingers.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, DNA, Gingers, Ginger Gene, Japanese, soul

19. 02:28

    The Missing Pie

    Season 7: Lil' Crime Stoppers

    The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Detectives, Pie, CSI, Crime, murder

20. 01:11

    Freak Out 2K2

    Season 6: Freak Strike

    Butter gets further into the freak strike.

    Tags: Freak Strike, Union, Freaks, Butters, scab, Liza Minnelli, woman with crab leg body, incredible obese black person, incredible black obese person, man with brains outside his head