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1. 01:39

   Kenny's Sick

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Kenny's in the hospital with a terminal disease.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Mrs. Chokondik, Abortion, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, Chef, randy marsh, mrs. marsh, Mr. Broflovski, kyle's mom, Terminal Disease

2. 02:23

   I Just Really Like Beer

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy goes to an AA meeting.

   Tags: Michael, AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Beer, alcoholic, DUI, disease, alcoholism

3. 01:22

   We're All Powerless

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Stan gets thrown out of an AA meeting for calling it a cult.

   Tags: AA, Harry, Stan, Michael, disease, alcoholism, Alcoholics Anonymous, Meeting, cults

4. 01:06

   Cartman's Diagnosis

   Season 11: Le Petit Tourette

   Cartman is diagnosed with Tourette's Syndrome.

   Tags: Colorado Neurology Center, Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Doctor, Tourette's Syndrome

5. 1:04

   Everything's Gonna Be OK

   Season 5: Kenny Dies

   Cartman is heartbroken over Kenny's illness.

   Tags: Collection, I Love You Man, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Terminal Disease

6. 1:19

   Are You HIV Positive?

   Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

   Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Magic Johnson, HIV, AIDS, Fight, dying, angry, celebrity, HIV Positive

7. 02:31

   Free Ice Cream?

   Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

   After tonsil surgery Cartman is supposed to get free ice cream.

   Tags: Cartman, HIV, AIDS, HIV Positive, ice cream, virus, Cartman's Mom, hospital

8. 02:14

   Gingervitus

   Season 9: Ginger Kids

   Cartman gives a class presentation on Gingervitus.

   Tags: Gingers, Gingervitus, Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Butters, token, Daywalkers, red hair, vampires, Carrot Top

9. 00:47

   Divine Ass Blood

   Season 9: Bloody Mary

   Randy insists on visiting the statue in hopes of being cured.

   Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad

10. 01:03

    STD Slides

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.

    Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Wendy, Bebe, south park elementary, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Condoms, Herpes, Syphilis, Pictures, HIV, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, hepatitis

11. 02:44

    We Have to Be Tough

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, hospital, Muscular Disease, Die, Gobo Fighter, Stark's Pond, camping, Best Friends

12. 01:51

    Conjoined Twin Myslexia

    Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

    Kyle's mom scares Stan and Cartman by educating them about Conjoined Twin Myslexia.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, kyle's mom, Conjoined Twin Myslexia, Telephone, stan's mom, Stan's Dad

13. 01:31

    Daddy's Very Sick

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Stan comes home after school to find his dad drunk on the couch.

    Tags: Stan, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Drunk, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Empty Bottles, Shaved Head

14. 01:30

    Anal Bleeding

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy decides his only hope is to be cured by a bleeding Virgin Mary statue.

    Tags: News 4, randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Father Harold Barnes, Virgin Mar, Ass, anus, Bleeding

15. 01:44

    Randy is Cured

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Randy is cured by the Virgin Mary statue.

    Tags: randy marsh, Stan's Dad, Stan, alcoholism, Wheelchair, Praise Jesus, kidney disease, alcoholic, Virgin Mary, Blind Guy, Officer, Bleeding

16. 02:45

    Powerless

    Season 9: Bloody Mary

    Mr. Marsh begins drinking again.

    Tags:

17. 02:50

    Lobster Boy

    Season 6: Freak Strike

    The real freaks discus their hatred of fakers.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Freaks, man with no face, girl with rapid aging disease, disfigured country singer, man with foot on head, Roger, Lobster Boy

18. 01:57

    Another Shakeys Pizza

    Season 5: Kenny Dies

    Cartman learns about stem cells.

    Tags: Stem Cell Doctor, Abortion, Cartman, Blank Cells, Shakey's Pizza, Stem Cell Research, Government ban, Boxing Gloves, Alder Research Group

19. 02:42

    Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel

    Season 4: The Tooth Fairy Tats

    Kyle transcends space and time to save the boys from getting in trouble with the ADA.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Existentialism, Quantum Theory, Loogie, Montage, Half-Chicken Half-Squirrel, Primus

20. 01:14

    Butt-for-Brains

    Season 3: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

    Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.

    Tags: Garrison, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Mark, John Travolta, Hamster ball, New Student, Columbus, America, Butt-for-brains, Vikings, Native Americans