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1. 01:50

   Cartman vs. Broflovski

   Season 11: Imaginationland Episode III

   Cartman and his photographer, Kevin, set up for the perfect shot.

   Tags: kevin, %, 6, 8, split, Terrorist, Video, Manbearpig, The Pentagon, Terrorist attack, imaginations are running wild, Nuke, nuke our imagination, Kurt Russell, portal, Hippies, protest, Mike, News 5, 2k, backdrop, throne, leprechaun, Suck, Balls, defendant, plaintiff, Cartman vs. Broflovski, camera, state government, steven

2. 00:49

   Dr. Mephesto

   Season 4: Cartman Joins NAMBLA

   Cartman goes to Dr. Mephesto for help.

   Tags: Dr. Mephesto, Cartman, kevin, NAMBLA

3. 00:30

   Can Opener?

   Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

   The McCormicks celebrate Thanksgiving.

   Tags: Mrs.. mccormick, Mr.. mccormick, kevin, Kenny

4. 01:56

   Moved On

   Season 2: Prehistoric Ice Man

   The Ice Man returns home to find his wife has remarried.

   Tags: Dr. Mephesto, Government, kevin, Ice Man, Larry

5. 01:08

   Captain Ahab

   Season 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady

   Chef gives the boys a pep talk on the bus ride to China.

   Tags: Bus, Chef, China, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, kevin, Chinese, Ms. Crabtree

6. 01:52

   Hormone Therapy

   Season 3: Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

   Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.

   Tags: Jesus, Rod Stewart, Dr. Mephesto, Stan, kevin, Monkey, Hormones, poop, Puberty

7. 01:52

   Denied Fireworks

   Season 2: Summer Sucks

   With Colorado's new ban on fireworks, summertime is going to suck.

   Tags: kevin, Pip, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Fireworks, M-80's, Peanuts, Mr. Kitty

8. 01:24

   Cartman's Magic of Flight

   Season 8: Cartman's Incredible Gift

   Cartman jumps off his roof.

   Tags: Kenny, Stan, Cartman, Timmy, Jimmy, Butters, Clyde, kevin, Craig, Kyle, token

9. 01:35

   Mind of a Child

   Season 2: Prehistoric Ice Man

   Dr. Mephesto sends Officer Barbrady to find a child who might be able to communicate with the Ice Man.

   Tags: Dr. Mephesto, kevin, Ice Man, Mayor, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Officer Barbrady, Murphy Brown

10. 01:59

    Cartman Steals from "The Thing"

    Season 11: Lice Capades

    Cartman tests the boys' blood, revealing that Kenny had lice.

    Tags: Cartman, Craig, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Butters, token, Timmy, Jimmy, kevin

11. 01:26

    Cartman's Plan

    Season 10: Make Love, Not Warcraft

    Cartman and the boys plan to team up to defeat the mysterious killer.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, token, Craig, Clyde, Butters, Tweek, Jimmy, kevin, Emmy, World of Warcraft, video game, Hitler

12. 01:46

    Who Here Has Never Had Sex w/ Mrs. Cartman?

    Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

    Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Skeeter's Bar, Kenny's Dad, Cartman, Uncle jimbo, Ned, principal victoria, Mayor, Jesus, Priest Maxi, Halfie, Dr. Mephisto, kevin, Three thousand dollars

13. 01:19

    Eddie Bauer

    Season 2: Prehistoric Ice Man

    Dr. Mephesto declares that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.

    Tags: Dr. Mephesto, kevin, Ice Man, Officer Barbrady, Press, Iceman, News 4, Kyle, Stan, Eddie Bauer, 1996

14. 01:48

    Wendy Not Invited

    Season 8: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

    Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.

    Tags: Wendy, Bebe, Red, Clyde, Kyle, Jason, token, Cartman, kevin, Ketamine, Kosher Boy, Midnight Blue, Slumber Party

15. 02:00

    Nobel Prize Awards

    Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

    Randy wins the Nobel Prize.

    Tags: Dr. Mephesto, Randy, Stan, Kyle, kyle's mom, farts, Noble Prize Awards, Whoopie Goldberg, Nick Nolte, Kyle's dad, Erection, kevin

16. 02:40

    Tourist Attraction

    Season 2: Prehistoric Ice Man

    The Ice Man from 1996 is turned into a tourist attraction.

    Tags: Dr. Mephesto, kevin, Ice Man, 1996, Ace of Base, Steve Irwin, Morgan Freeman, internet, Atlanta Falcons, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

17. 01:22

    Paladin w/ A High Constitution

    Season 6: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

    Token agrees to watch the porn to see whether he falls under its spell.

    Tags: Sixth Graders, Porno, Back Door Sluts 9, Clyde, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Timmy, Jimmy, Ike, Craig, token, Tweek, Filmore, kevin, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings

18. 02:16

    Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?

    Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

    Before Dr. Mephisto can reveal who Cartman's Dad is, he is shot.

    Tags: Dr. Mephisto, kevin, Cartman's Mom, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Officer Barbrady, Chef, Uncle jimbo, Ned, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Chief Running Water, Kyle's dad, Mr. Mackey, Mrs. Crabtree, kyle's mom, the 1989 Denver broncos

19. 01:04

    Using the Republicans

    Season 9: Best Friends Forever

    The Republicans are used to help Satan.

    Tags: Republicans, Satan, Feeding Tube, Keanu Reeves, Emmy, Terri Schiavo, Media

20. 0:59

    Now Go "ARRRRGH!"

    Season 13: Fatbeard

    Captain Cartman doesn't agree with the Somali pirate's methods.

    Tags: French, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, Captain Cartman, Hostages, pirates, Butters, Ike, Kevin Stoley, Clyde, Somalia