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1. 01:51

   Pulling Aslan's Thorn

   Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

   Token meets Aslan, the head lion.

   Tags: token, lions, Zoo, Aslan, Jokes, Fart, C.S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia

2. 01:20

   Lesson Learned

   Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

   Token learns his lesson and goes home.

   Tags: token, lions, Aslan, Bad Jokes, lame

3. 01:44

   Orphaned Cubs

   Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

   Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.

   Tags: Stan, Mountain Lion, Lion Cubs, Poof Ball Hat, Narrator, Christmas, Death, Cave, Orphaned

4. 02:38

   Abortion Lessons

   Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

   The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.

   Tags: Stan, Lion Cubs, Abortion Clinic, Christmas, Dead Mom, Fetus, Narrator, Doctor, Orphans

5. 03:05

   Marklar

   Season 3: Starvin' Marvin in Space

   Marvin goes for a ride in a stolen spacecraft.

   Tags: Marklar, Space, lions, Sister Hollis, Africa, Church, starvin' marvin, Bible, Christ

6. 01:56

   He's 22

   Season 3: Cat Orgy

   Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.

   Tags: Cartman, shelley, Skyler, Kitty, Aliens, Wedgie, Turd, Wild Animal World, friends

7. 01:29

   Million Millionaire March

   Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

   The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.

   Tags: Bill Cosby, Bus, Racism, token, lions, Chef, Oprah, Million Millionaire March, Jello, Kobe Bryant

8. 01:32

   Voice of Guilt

   Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

   Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.

   Tags: Stan, Christmas, Red Poof Ball Hat, Lion Cubs, Movin' On Up, Narrator, The Jeffersons

9. 03:10

   Kyle's Abortion

   Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

   The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.

   Tags: Cartman, Garrison, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Santa, Christmas, Antichrist, Lion Cubs, Abortion, Narrator, AIDS

10. 01:09

    Holy Shit!

    Season 5: It Hits the Fan

    The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, The Lion King, Cartman, Cop Drama, Marketing Ploy, Sand in Vagina, Terrance and Phillip, Censorship

11. 01:06

    Polo Match

    Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

    Token wishes he could still hang out with the non-rich kids.

    Tags: token, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Racism, Rich Kids, Polo

12. 00:37

    Excited for Shit

    Season 5: It Hits the Fan

    The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.

    Tags: Office, Water Cooler, Cop Drama, Kyle, Butters, Garrison, randy marsh, Mr. Hat, Shit, Censorship, Graffiti

13. 03:49

    Death of Chef

    Season 10: The Return of Chef

    Chef dies a gruesome death.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Chef, Super Adventure Club, Death, molestation

14. 02:43

    The Antichrist is Born

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Santa, Antichrist, Satan, Lion Cubs, Red Star, Narrator, Woodland Critters, Shotgun, Jews

15. 02:35

    Stan Builds a Manger

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.

    Tags: Christmas, Woodland Critters, Stan, Mountain Lion, Manger, Immaculate Conception, Lord, Savior, Narrator

16. 01:43

    Blood Orgy

    Season 8: Woodland Critter Christmas

    The Critters have a blood orgy.

    Tags: Stan, Satan, Christmas, Antichrist, Prince of Darkness, God, Celebration, Sacrifice, Blood Orgy

17. 01:34

    Go Dog Go

    Season 2: Chickenlover

    Cartman and Officer Barbrady give book reports.

    Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, police, south park elementary, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Officer, Barbrady, The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe, Go Dog Go

18. 03:15

    Token's Prayers Answered

    Season 5: Here Comes the Neighborhood

    Will and Jada Pinkett Smith move to South Park with their kids.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Clyde, Kyle, Racism, Tweek, Craig, token, Kenny, Butters, The Lion King, Song, Forbes, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith

19. 03:31

    Joseph Smith: Part 3

    Season 7: All About the Mormons?

    Gary tells Stan how Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Religion, Painted Faces, Book of Mormon, Song, Joseph Smith, Church of Latter Day Saints, John Elway, Dumb, Hat