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1. 01:46

   Love Gravy

   Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

   The Elephant and Fluffy get drunkenly in the mood to make love.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Chef, Elephant, Fluffy, Drunk Elephant, Mattress Mambo, Tonight is Right for Love, Love Gravy, Elton John

2. 00:48

   I Love You Shelly

   Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

   Love won't protect Stan from Shelly.

   Tags: Shelly, Stan, Mephesto, Bill, Terrance and Fosse, Human Clone, Jesus and Pals, Neckbrace, Dr. Mephisto

3. 1:11

   But Damnit, I Love You

   Season 13: Eat, Pray, Queef

   Terrance and Phillip's new relationships hit some rocky times.

   Tags: Terrance, Phillip, Katherine, Katie, sex, naked, love

4. 01:09

   Love Grows in the Garden

   Season 4: Pip

   The more Estella treats Pip like dirt, the more he loves her.

   Tags: Pip, Dream, Malcolm McDowell, Estella, Sleeping Hours, Slow Witted Rectal Belch, Hemorrhoid, Daisy Garden, Rose Garden, Small Testicled Boy

5. 00:49

   Love the Football

   Season 1: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

   Chef gets worked up over the football.

   Tags: Chef, Pip, Football, Song, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

6. 1:20

   In Love With The Sub

   Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty

   When the new substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen, takes over the classroom, the boys find it hard to hide their attraction. Wendy is not happy.

   Tags: Ms. Ellen, Stan, Back to School, Wendy, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny

7. 01:11

   Lost Love

   Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty

   Wendy apologizes to Ms. Ellen and the class.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, Hasselhoff, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Ms. Ellen, Wendy, Natasha Henstridge

8. 01:05

   Love Her

   Season 4: Pip

   Pip pays Miss Havisham a visit now that he's a gentleman.

   Tags: Pip, Miss Havisham, Blind Devotion, Self Humiliation, Utter Submission, Heart and Soul, Right-o, Palace, Malcolm McDowell

9. 02:33

   Dead Babies & Love Lost Long Ago

   Season 9: Follow That Egg

   Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Garrison, Timmy, Mr. Slave, token, Craig, Wendy, Bebe, Gay Rights

10. 01:00

    I Love to Singa

    Season 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

    Cartman gets pinkeye from Scott Baio.

    Tags: Cows, Officer Barbrady, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Scott Baio, Pink eye, I Love to Singa, Tex Avery

11. 01:53

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Season 2: Cow Days

    The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.

    Tags: the mayor, Uncle jimbo, Terrance and Phillip, stay positive, rides, games, carnival game, Jennifer Love Hewitt

12. 01:58

    Love Is A Battle Field

    Season 7: Red Man's Greed

    The boys stand in the street to block the bulldozers and are joined - eventually -- by the rest of South Park.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Garrison, Mr. Slave, Mr. Mackey, Randy, Native American, Chief Runs With Premise, Love Is A Battlefield, Pat Benatar

13. 01:54

    Get 'em to Make Sweet Love

    Season 1: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

    Bill, Terrance and Fosse cloned a foot for the science fair.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Pip, Chef, Bill, Terrance, Fosse, science fair project, foot clone, Loverboy

14. 01:23

    Make Love Even When I'm Dead

    Season 1: Pinkeye

    Chef becomes a zombie.

    Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Chef, Zombie Chef, Pip, Crack Whore Magazine, Zombies, Michael Jackson, Thriller, Make Love Even When I'm Dead, Worcestershire sauce, Evil Knievel

15. 1:32

    Sweet Monkey Love

    Season 10: Go God Go

    Mrs. Garrison goes on a date with Richard Dawkins. He teaches her about atheists, evolution, and eventually, hot monkey sex.

    Tags: dirtiest, Collection, Richard Dawkins, Garrison

16. 2:45

    Let's Fighting Love

    Season 8: Good Times with Weapons

    The Boys are confronted by a rival ninja gang, and an all-out ninja showdown ensues.

    Tags: Ninja, battle, Butters, weapons, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Anime

17. 01:24

    Make Love To Ya Zombie

    Season 1: Pinkeye

    The boys are attacked by a swarm of limey zombies and Chef succumbs to the dark side.

    Tags: Collection, Chef, zombies, Morgue, Crack Whore Magazine, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, pinkeye, Stench of Death

18. 1:57

    I Just Love Happy Endings

    Season 12: About Last Night...

    Obama decides to hang it up, and give this President thing a try.

    Tags: Barack Obama, John McCain, Randy, Michelle Obama, Stan, Butters' Dad, Garrison, kiss

19. 1:53

    Love You Bay-Bay

    Season 13: The Ring

    The Jonas Brothers rock out and the girls go wild.

    Tags: Concert, Jonas Brothers, Tammy Warner, Mr. Slave, tingly, Nick Jonas, song, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, baby, Girls

20. 00:52

    Bin Laden Loves A Camel

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Osama bin Laden makes romantic passes at a camel.

    Tags: Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes, Osama bin Laden, Cartman, In Drag, camel, kiss, Propose, Barbra Streisand