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1. 00:38

   Military Failure

   Season 5: Towelie

   With Towelie still at large, the military decides to blow up Colorado.

   Tags: Military, soldiers, Towel, Tynacorp, Colorado, Towelie

2. 01:03

   Military Aid

   Season 6: A Ladder to Heaven

   The military arrives to help build the ladder to heaven.

   Tags: Ladder to Heaven, Crowd, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Alan Jackson, Stan's Dad, Kyle's dad, Military, General

3. 1:21

   The Rebel Americans

   Season 11: The Snuke

   Terrorists have taken Cartman and Bahir hostage, but the U.S. military foils their plans.

   Tags: Bahir, Cartman, military, terrorist, British

4. 1:16

   Attack of the Guinea Pigs

   Season 12: Pandemic 2 - The Startling

   South Park is under attack by guinea creatures, and even the military can't save them.

   Tags: guinea pig, Guinea Saurus Rex, Randy, Shelly, Sharon, military

5. 1:47

   Mutiny Averted

   Season 13: Fatbeard

   Captain Cartman's crew attempts a mutiny...until the Military arrives.

   Tags: Captain Cartman, Captain Cartman's Perfect Pirate Club, pirates, Somalia, Ike, Kyle, Butters, Clyde, Kevin Stoley, military

6. 1:40

   She Looks Great

   Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

   While trying to return their Afghani Goat to a military base, the boys get mixed up with Stevie Nicks.

   Tags: goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, military, U.S. Military, Army

7. 1:59

   Welcome To The Party, Boys

   Season 5: Towelie

   While trying to get their Gamesphere back, the boys wind up in the middle of an alien, towel, fake military free-for-all.

   Tags: Towelie, military, alien, Okama Gamesphere, Tynacorp, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman

8. 1:47

   Walk the Plank

   Season 13: Fatbeard

   Captain Cartman faces mutiny by the members of his pirate club.

   Tags: Cartman, Somalia, pirates, Kyle, Butters, military

9. 01:22

   A Towel's Ransom

   Season 5: Towelie

   The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Government, Okama Gamesphere, Ransom, Towelie, Military, Bus Stop

10. 01:51

    Who's Got The Silly Frog

    Season 4: Quintuplets

    Stan and the boys try to rescue the quints on a nearby military base.

    Tags: stan's mom, Stan's Dad, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny's Dad, Protestors, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Mayor, Military, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Photographer, Silly Frog

11. 01:40

    Looks Like We're Going To Afghanistan

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.

    Tags: Military Base, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, soldiers, Stevie Nicks, Fleetwood Mac, Afghanistan

12. 00:59

    Please Let Me Kill Them

    Season 2: Not Without My Anus

    Saddam gets a warning from the U.S. military.

    Tags: Saddam Hussein, Canada, U.S. Military, Scott, headquarters, bad deal, machine guns, soldiers

13. 02:36

    Bad Clones

    Season 5: Towelie

    The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Towelie, Military, Lab, Tynacorp, Genetic Testing, Clones

14. 00:56

    Mass Towelicide

    Season 5: Towelie

    The military travels around South Park destroying all towels.

    Tags: Military, Towels, Locker Room, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Guns

15. 01:12

    What's Up Bin Laden

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    Osama bin Laden tries to enjoy a nice, quiet birthday party with his Taliban friends when the American military breaks it up.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, birthday party, Military, Gunfight, Afghan Versions, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, pray, Sledgehammer, kiss, Osama bin Laden

16. 01:07

    HAND OVER THE CHILDREN, Happy Easter!

    Season 4: Quintuplets

    Janet Reno and the military blow up the Marshes' house and make off with the quints.

    Tags: randy marsh, Sharon Marsh, Stan, Grandpa Marsh, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Automatic Weapon, Romanian Contorting Quintuplets, Easter Egg Grenade, Waco

17. 00:32

    Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny

    Season 4: Quintuplets

    Janet Reno is lowered into the Marshes' backyard.

    Tags: News 4, Newscaster, Military, Helicopter, Janet Reno, Easter Bunny, Tom

18. 01:14

    Terrorist Related Aids

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.

    Tags: CNN, Osama bin Laden, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, Stevie Nicks, Stan's Dad, Terrorist-related AIDS Taliban, randy marsh, Sharon Marsh

19. 01:10

    I've Got Stevie Nicks

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The U.S. military saves the goat, who they think is Stevie Nicks, and shoot Osama bin Laden.

    Tags: Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Afghan Version, Civilization, Gunfight, Soldier, Goat, Stevie Nicks, Osama bin Laden, camel

20. 00:56

    Oh God It Was Horrible

    Season 5: Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

    The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.

    Tags: Afghanistan, Military Base, Plane, General, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Goat, farts, vomit