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1. 1:14

   Go Ahead, Make My Day

   Season 12: Elementary School Musical

   Bridon's sick of singing, and tries to run away.

   Tags: Bridon, Bridon's Dad, Bridon's Mom, punch, run away

2. 1:53

   The Boss Is Here

   Season 13: The Ring

   The Jonas Brothers don't want to wear their purity rings, but Mr. Mouse explains how it's gonna be.

   Tags: Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, Jonas Brothers, Mr. Mouse, Disney, purity ring, sex, punch, manager, balls

3. 00:54

   Training Day

   Season 1: Damien

   Jesus can't take the punches and is gonna get squashed.

   Tags: Satan, Don King, Chef, Jesus, Kyle, Stan, Gulf War

4. 1:11

   But Damnit, I Love You

   Season 13: Eat, Pray, Queef

   Terrance and Phillip's new relationships hit some rocky times.

   Tags: Terrance, Phillip, Katherine, Katie, sex, naked, love

5. 00:49

   Photo is Missing

   Season 11: Cartman Sucks

   Cartman accuses Kyle of stealing the picture.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Basketball, Fight, jew

6. 2:13

   Give 'Em Hell, Mysterion!

   Season 13: The Coon

   Mysterion and Professor Chaos face off in the final battle of good and evil.

   Tags: Mysterion, The Coon, Professor Chaos, Fight, police

7. 1:19

   Are You HIV Positive?

   Season 12: Tonsil Trouble

   Cartman is HIV Positive that Magic Johnson can help find a cure.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Magic Johnson, HIV, AIDS, Fight, dying, angry, celebrity, HIV Positive

8. 01:03

   Wing on The Contender

   Season 9: Wing

   Wing competes against a Mexican boxer.

   Tags: Wing, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, The Contender, Sylvester Stallone, Manuelo Furnando, the Destructor, Del Fuego Mexico

9. 01:19

   Everyone vs. Everyone

   Season 3: Sexual Harassment Panda

   Everyone is suing everyone for sexual harassment.

   Tags: Mr. Broflovski, Sexual Harassment Panda, Island of Misfit Mascots

10. 3:03

    Professor Chaos vs. Mysterion

    Season 13: The Coon

    The people of South Park look on in horror as Professor Chaos and Mysterion duel it out high overhead.

    Tags: Professor Chaos, General Disarray, explosives, The Coon, hospital, Cartman, Dougie, Butters, Mysterion, fights, Hamburgers, Sergeant Yates, police, Bruce Vilanch

11. 00:59

    Fingers Crossed

    Season 10: Cartoon Wars Part II

    Bart Simpson saves Kyle with his skateboard.

    Tags: Kyle, Cartman, Fist Fight, The Simpsons, Bart Simpson, Cheat, Fox

12. 01:09

    Computerized Automatron

    Season 8: AWESOM-O

    AWESOM-O pitches movie Ideas.

    Tags: Butters, Cartman, Adam Sandler, Golden Retriever, Puppy Love, Boxer, Punch Drunk Billionaire

13. 01:15

    Finding the Box

    Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

    The Melvins find a box of women's clothing.

    Tags: Mr. Mackey, Garrison, Stan, Pip, Butters, Dougie, Randy, Sharon, Charlie's Angels, Jacquelyn Smith, Melvins

14. 04:27

    Disintegration Rules

    Season 1: Mecha-Streisand

    Robert Smith destroys Mecha-Streisand.

    Tags: Ned, Barbra Streisand, kyle's mom, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier, Chef, Triangle of Zinthar, Robert Smith, Rochambeau, Disintegration, Jesus, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

15. 01:45

    Are We BAD ASSES?!

    Season 13: Whale Whores

    The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.

    Tags: Whale Wars, Japanese, Paul Watson, Sea Shepherd, Stan, pirates, whales, harpoon, reality TV, Reality Show

16. 02:24

    We Are the Champions

    Season 10: Stanley's Cup

    Stan's team loses to the Detroit Red Wings.

    Tags: Colorado Avalanche, Detroit Red Wings, Pee Wee, Hockey, Coach, Stan, Montage, We Are The Champions, Queen, violence, Pepsi Center, Stan's Dad, Randy, The Mighty Ducks, Nelson, cancer, Death