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1. 01:26

   News Report

   Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

   News 4 reports on the party, saying they're a suicidal cult.

   Tags: Stan, Butters, Pip, Dougie, Media, Television, TV, News 4, ATF, report, surrounded, cult, suicidal, Charlie's Angels, Bosley, new, mission, Cookies, standoff, The Branch Davidians

2. 01:19

   Reporter Dougie

   Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

   Stan and the Melvins make their own news segment.

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Dougie, Pip, Stan, Butters, ATF, Jill Monroe, Negotiator, Waco, The Branch Davidians, News 4

3. 01:24

   Special Report

   Season 2: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson

   Cartman's family won't drive him and his friends to see Mr. Hankey at the mall.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Uncle Howard, Charles Manson, It's a Wonderful Life, Mr. Hankey, Uncle Stinky, News, Jimmy Stewart

4. 00:52

   Underpants Gnomes

   Season 2: Gnomes

   Tweek and the boys come up with a topic for their presentation.

   Tags: Stan, Tweek, Kyle, Cartman, report, underpants gnomes, Twitch, eyes, Everybody Loves Raymond, little guys

5. 1:18

   Cheesing my F-ing Brains Out

   Season 12: Major Boobage

   A special report on the dangers of Cheesing concerns Gerald.

   Tags: Special Report, Cheesing, cat, Kyle's dad, Gerald Broflovski, kyle's mom, Sheila broflovski

6. 00:47

   Vietnam Presentation

   Season 2: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

   The boys' report on Vietnam does not go well

   Tags: Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Garrison, Vietnam War

7. 01:34

   Go Dog Go

   Season 2: Chickenlover

   Cartman and Officer Barbrady give book reports.

   Tags: Garrison, Mr. Hat, police, south park elementary, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Officer, Barbrady, The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe, Go Dog Go

8. 0:46

   Britney Watch! Part 2

   Season 12: Britney's New Look

   Britney is rushed to the hospital and the reporters focus on her crazy new look.

   Tags: Britney Spears, paparazzi, boob, Plastic Surgery

9. 01:51

   Tigger Yum Yum

   Season 8: Quest for Ratings

   "Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.

   Tags: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Butters, Jimmy, token, principal victoria, south park elementary, Drugs, Media, SASN, Sexy Action School News

10. 02:10

    Ike's TV Time

    Season 6: The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

    Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Butters, Cartman, Ike, Russell Crowe, Fightin' Round the World, Tugger, China, Kyle's dad, McNeil Lehrer Report, Television, Tiananmen Square

11. 01:40

    The Cause

    Season 9: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

    Global warming is reported to have caused the flood.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Mr. Mackey, Kyle, News 4, Environment, Global Warming, Beaverton, jew, Jew Gold

12. 01:06

    No Child is Safe

    Season 6: Child Abduction is Not Funny

    Tweek freaks out over news reports.

    Tags: Tweek, News, Mr. Tweak, Mrs.. tweak, Tweek's Parents, News 4, School Shooting, Strangers, Not Safe, Idaho

13. 01:56

    Studcat Theater

    Season 5: Butters' Very Own Episode

    Butters reports on his father's gay night out.

    Tags: Butters' Dad, Butters, Butters' Mom, Fake Mustache, Studcat Theater, Fisting Firemen 9, White Swallow Bath House, Anniversary, Wrestle, Gay

14. 1:10

    Wendy To the Principal's Office, Please

    Season 12: Breast Cancer Show Ever

    Cartman gives his own report on breast cancer awareness.

    Tags: Clyde, Garrison, Breast Cancer, Wendy, Cartman, boobs, titties

15. 00:34

    Shit on the News

    Season 5: It Hits the Fan

    A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.

    Tags: News 4, Cop Drama, Statistics, Shit, Virus, vomit, Poll

16. 01:11

    Sending Butters

    Season 3: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

    The kids send Butters out to give the reporter the tape they made.

    Tags: Stan, Butters, Pip, Dougie, Officer Barbrady, ATF, Charlie's Angels, Gay, Randy, Sharon, Gerald, The Branch Davidians, Waco

17. 00:49

    The Presentation

    Season 2: Gnomes

    The boys get away with Mr. Tweek's corporate takeover report.

    Tags: Tweek, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Garrison, dick hole

18. 0:15

    That Squirrel is Nuts

    Season 12: Britney's New Look

    Butters the Giant Squirrel is taken Johns Hopkins for scientific study.

    Tags: Butters, reporters, animal control, Nuts, Squirrel Costume

19. 0:58

    Britney's Camping Trip

    Season 12: Britney's New Look

    Britney Spears camping trip becomes big headlines.

    Tags: Britney Spears, Ladybug, Piss, reporter, Stan, Kyle, Stan's Dad, Butters, Special Report, camping

20. 1:15

    We Suck So Hard

    Season 12: Britney's New Look

    Stan and Kyle visit what's left of Britney in the hospital.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Britney Spears, doctor, paparazzi, celebrity