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1. 01:09

   Pep Rally With PETA

   Season 8: Douche and Turd

   PETA crashes a South Park Elementary pep rally.

   Tags: Butters, Cartman, Kyle, Mr. Garrison, cow, south park elementary, Bebe, PETA, South Park Cows

2. 01:26

   Cutbacks at School

   Season 3: Sexual Harassment Panda

   South Park Elementary is bankrupt after Cartman's lawsuit win.

   Tags: Kyle, Garrison, Mr. Hat, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle's dad, south park elementary

3. 01:10

   Mascot Nominations

   Season 8: Douche and Turd

   South Park Elementary must choose a new mascot.

   Tags: Mr. Garrison, Kyle, Clyde, Wendy, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, south park elementary, Politics, PETA

4. 1:01

   Canadian Appreciation Day

   Season 12: Canada on Strike

   The students of South Park Elementary learn about Canadian Appreciation Day.

   Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Ike, Mr. Mackey, Canada, Stephen Abootman

5. 01:49

   Super School News

   Season 8: Quest for Ratings

   The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, token, Jimmy, Super School News, Rick Cartman, Sigourney Weaver, Token Black

6. 02:42

   Blowing Smoke

   Season 7: Butt Out

   The motivational group "Butt Out" visits South Park Elementary to warn the kids about smoking.

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, butt out, Randy, Pam, lung cancer, emphysema, Abortion, AIDS, tobacco companies

7. 01:44

   What Has Happened to My School?

   Season 13: Dances With Smurfs

   Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.

   Tags: Cartman, principal victoria, Mr. Mackey, morning announcements, Glenn Beck, Wendy, south park elementary, socialist, school president

8. 01:08

   AIDS

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   The boys learn that AIDS isn't caused by a lack of condoms, it's caused by women.

   Tags: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Condom, Mr. Mackey, Burst condom, condom full of urine, south park elementary

9. 01:10

   The Man Takes His Penis ?

   Season 5: Proper Condom Use

   Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.

   Tags: Mr. Mackey, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Testes, scrotum, Intercourse, south park elementary, penis, vagina

10. 01:49

    Not Acting Like A Freak

    Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty

    Chef tells the boys that Ms. Ellen is a lesbian.

    Tags: Chef, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Wendy, Bebe, jealousy, lesbian, freak, angry, south park elementary

11. 00:43

    Back To The Poor Country With You

    Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

    The boys can't keep Marvin.

    Tags: principal victoria, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Stan, starvin' marvin, south park elementary

12. 0:45

    It's A Cool Costume

    Season 13: The Coon

    Cartman suspects one of his friends to be Mysterion.

    Tags: south park elementary, Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Clyde, Mysterion, Picture, locker, Wendy

13. 00:53

    Deep Throat

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Mr. Garrison puts a condom on a dildo with his mouth.

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, bucket of Aids Herpes, Dildo, Gladiator, Condor, Jenny, Filmore

14. 01:51

    The Fine Sport of Wrastling

    Season 13: W.T.F.

    The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.

    Tags: wrestling, south park elementary, Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, Jimmy, Kenny, Token, Wrestling Coach, Rad Russian, Triceratops

15. 01:23

    Show and Tell

    Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

    Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell.

    Tags: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Mr. Garrison, starvin' marvin, canned food drive, Red Cross, show and tell, creamed corn, south park elementary

16. 01:02

    Afterbirth

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    Ms. Choksondik shows the girls "The Miracle of Child Birth."

    Tags: Ms. Choksondik, Mr. Mackey, south park elementary, The Miracle of Birth, Afterbirth, contractions, water breaking

17. 01:32

    4 Rating

    Season 8: Quest for Ratings

    Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.

    Tags: Stan, Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, token, Kyle, Media, Craig, Students, south park elementary

18. 00:30

    The Filthy Sanchez

    Season 5: Proper Condom Use

    The kindergartners remember the sexual positions Mr. Garrison has taught them

    Tags: Garrison, south park elementary, missionary, Doggie Style, Pile Driver, The Filthy Sanchez, Hot Karl, Kindergarten

19. 01:51

    Class Pictures

    Season 5: How To Eat With Your Butt

    Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.

    Tags: Stan, Kyle, Butters, Bebe, Cartman, Kenny, Ms. Choksondik, School Pictures, Garrison, south park elementary

20. 01:08

    Jimmy's Nightmare

    Season 9: Erection Day

    Jimmy has a nightmare about his uncontrollable erections.

    Tags: Jimmy, Garrison, Erection, Nightmare, south park elementary, Dream, Talent Show, Martha Stewart, Vatican, Pope, standup, comedy